The name's Sam, he/him × kinda a writer, kinda an artist × european, my age will remain a mystery × the god of procrastination × language enthusiast × assholes and mosquitoes DNI
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I Bought This Box For 30z ($7) At A Local Market And It Looks Like It's Possessed Or Some Shit
I bought this box for 30zł (≈$7) at a local market and it looks like it's possessed or some shit
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