stuck-in-this-mortal-form - My motivation is questionable
My motivation is questionable

The name's Sam, he/him × kinda a writer, kinda an artist × european, my age will remain a mystery × the god of procrastination × language enthusiast × assholes and mosquitoes DNI

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The Day I Can Fucking Wake Up And Just Talk Without Coughing Will Be The Day I Will Fight God

The day I can fucking wake up and just talk without coughing will be the day I will fight god


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So apparently ćcia is some archaic version of teścia/teściowa which means that for the past almost two years I've been calling my cat my wife's mother


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The books we have to read at school are fucking wild

'Zemsta' (vengeance) A. Fredro - two guys arguing over a wall. There's a third guy who's name is Papkin (from 'papka' which means pulp)

'Balladyna' J. Słowacki - a woman who wants raspberries so she kills her sister and then like half of the characters to hide it. She got struck by lighting and died.

'Pan Tadeusz' (Mr. Thaddeus) A. Mickiewicz - a 20smth y/o guy falls for a 14y/o, mistakes her for his 40y/o aunt (who was randomly shipping ppl.) There's also his father who completely changed his identity after killing his to-be-fiancée's father bc he was afraid he'd deny his proposal. His name was Father Worm and he got killed. Oh and it's the POLISH national epic and it starts with 'LITHUANIA, my homeland…'

'Dziady' (forefather's eve) A. Mickiewicz - ppl just summoning ghosts on the forefathers eve.


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If taking an exam and having to wait two months to know whether you have enough points to get into the school you want or not isn't torture then I don't know what is


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I'M DONE WITH FINALS

DOES IT MEAN THERE'S NO SCHOOL?

HELL NAH


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The most famous secret agent...is the world's worst secret agent

well TECHNICALLY yes


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