SAKURA HARUNO

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My wife.....What is this Fast and Furious?
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Sukuna


Pairing: Sukuna x f!Reader
Summary: Sukuna's twins are miniature versions of himself which can only mean one thing: they're two little demons.
Warnings: MDNI, family content, fluff(?), dad!Sukuna, smut, oral sex (m. receiving), titjob, nipple play
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Sukuna had to change a lot of things in his life when his twins came along. The man that never imagined heâd become a father, was lucky enough to knock up his girlfriend. Or wife, whatever he gets to call you now. One very unlucky lucky night he decided that protection was a stupid idea, but the universe got back at him to teach him a life lesson, and you ended up pregnant with twoâ Not one, but two babies.Â
Sure, Sukuna loves his babies and all that shit which made it easier for him to change into a better person. Heâs not a stellar parent or anything, and during the first year of their life he was struggling to figure it out but the job has gotten easier. Heâd argue that the job is fun too, seeing the little shits form their own personalities or whatever is interesting.Â
Though one could say that itâs only fun for Sukuna since the kids are turning out just like their father. For you, on the other hand, it is stressful. Having two children screaming just like their father isnât exactly fun, not when you have to correct them. It was hilarious to watch Sukuna teach his nephew cuss words for the little guy to run around, yelling the atrocities (nearly giving his father a heart attack); itâs not fun when youâre in the motherâs shoes.Â
âFuck you-â âWe donât say that around here!â âDaddy says it!â
âMotherfucker!â âWatch your mouth!â âDaddy told me I can say it!â
Itâs a never-ending correction in your home, and it doesnât help that your husband doesnât help you out. Sukuna kind of does his part by watching his mouth around the pair, but thatâs not enough anymore. Theyâre almost six, itâs too late for them to unlearn certain words⌠or other behaviors.Â
âStop arguing you two!â You yell from the kitchen, hearing them bicker about something. Theyâre always arguing because one is mean to the other. Sukunaâs genes are too strong. Luckily for you, you were blessed with a girl and a boy so you donât have to try again for another baby. You wonât have to repeat this.
âUgly bastard!â Akane, your baby girl, yells. And you wish it was a moment where you got to think if you heard wrong because your baby girl would never say that, but she would. This one says it nearly daily.
âAkane, if I hear one more word out of you, girl! I swearââ Youâre cut off by your husband, startling you as he hugs you from behind. Heâs not listening, or well, he is and he doesnât want you to correct the girl.
âArenât you just so proud of her?â He sounds elated, knowing his daughter sounds just like him. If only you could share that sentiment. You push him away and focus on finishing lunch for the little rascals.Â
âMy girl friends invited me out, and guess what? Youâre taking over tonight.â You tell him, and Sukunaâs eyes widen. Youâve never made that threat beforeâ Usually when you go out, you take them along or drop them off at someone elseâs place because you doubt Sukuna can handle them. The longest theyâve been alone has been an hour.
âSomeone will end up getting stabbed.â Is his answer, hoping that itâs enough to scare you into staying. Sukuna loves his babies, but he knows he canât handle them. He made a grave mistake by molding them into mini versions of himself. Sukuna canât control himself, how is he able to control two small Sukunas?
âAnd itâs probably going to be you if you donât play your cards right. Good luck.â You answer, making it clear that youâre not staying home no matter what. You donât acknowledge Sukuna as he begins to tell you the horrific sights that you might come home to. Sure, your kids are rowdy and a lot like their father but they wonât burn the house down⌠if you hide the matches.
âAkira! Akane! Come here!â You ignore him, calling your kids for their lunch. Sukuna sighs, rolling his eyes.Â
They canât be too badâŚ

âHold his legs!â Akane yells to her brother while she pulls Sukunaâs hair. He doesnât know what happened, he just fell asleep on the couch and woke up to his arms being restrained while one twin wipes something on his face.Â
âWhat the fuck are you two doing?!â Sukuna raises his voice, rightfully so considering the position heâs in right now. He was warned, yet chose not to listen. Sukuna could kick the little shit thatâs trying to tie him together but he wonât in fear that he might be too harsh and send the kid to the hospital. Oh, he hates them so much right now but any other time heâs willing to give up his life for them.
âWeâre just playing.â Akira answers, and Sukuna could strangle one of the twins right at this momentâ Too bad his hands are tied. How is this playing? Are they simulating a kidnapping or what?
âUntie me, now!â He orders, but his words go in one ear and out the other. Heâs not mommy, heâs not uptight and lets them do whatever so this must be a joke.
âQuick, grab mommyâs makeup!â Akane yells, and Sukuna clenches his jaw. Heâs trying to free himself, but they got him good. He needs to check what the kids are watching from now on because this is worrying for him.
âAkane, let me go before I get angry.â Sukuna threatens, but what can he possibly do when heâs tied up?Â
âI got it!â Her twin comes into the living room with your makeup bag. Sukuna is squirming, trying his best to break free from his confinement but he canât. Did they catch him while he was tying you up or what? No⌠He remembers locking the door.Â
âIf you two donât let me free in this instant, Iâll make you pay!â Sukuna sounds intimidating, clearly angry at this little stunt. Unfortunately for him, they donât take him seriously. They fear no one.
âYou sound funny.â Akane laughs before pulling on his hair, which makes a cry escape his lips. Oh, heâd love this father thing if they were like you. This whole thing is getting annoying, but not only for him; the pair is getting tired of hearing their father cry and scream. âAkira, grab the tape, daddy is getting annoying.â
âWhat the fuck are you going to do?! I am your father, you two have to listen to me!â Sukuna is trying his best to break free before the twins tape his mouth and end up killing him. And by some miracle, just as they get their hands on the tape, the front door opens.
He prays that itâs you, ready to save him from the twinsâ evil plan. Itâs not you, but the next best thing. Sukuna doesnât waste a second before yelling, âJin! Stop them before they kill me!â
âWhatâs happening here?â His brother looks around confused. What did he just walk in on? He got a text from you to check in on his brother since Sukuna would be alone with the twins⌠and this happens. He sees his beloved nephew walk back with a roll of tape, and Jin picks him up from the ground. âWhat are you two doing to your dad?â
âTheyâre trying to kill me!â Sukuna yells, which the twins argue,
âWeâre just playing!â Which makes a chuckle come from Jin. It isnât funnyâ Well, maybe just a bit. Itâs hilarious to see Sukuna get a taste of his own medicine.
âNow, you two, let your dad go.â Jin says, and at that moment they huff and puff. But they listen. Heâs watching Sukunaâs expressions, and he stops the twins before they completely free him. âStop. Go to your rooms.â
âWhat?! Donâtââ Before Sukuna can finish yelling, theyâve run away. They arenât going to listen to him. Once theyâre out of sight, Jin frees Sukuna and holds the man down, not trusting him enough to let him go.
âYouâre not going to do anything to them, right?â Jin sounds as if he were Sukunaâs dad, which only pisses the man off more.
âThe fuck am I going to do to them? I didnât kick the little shit when he was tying my legs because I didnât want to hurt him.â Sukuna makes a great point, but Jin wasnât there to witness it. Right now he sees an angry man, and he wants to make sure Sukuna calms down before anything. âWhy the hell are you here anyway?â
âYour wife called me to check up on you, and I came just in time.â Jin answers, sitting down beside Sukuna once he knows that his brother is calm enough. Sukuna wants to be mad at you for not trusting him enough to watch his own kids, but he also wants to thank you for saving him tonight.Â
âDonât tell her what you saw.â Sukuna quickly says. Itâs more of a warning than a request. Sukuna takes a deep breath. He should be asking what the kids were going to do to himâ It wasnât going to be anything too bad, probably just put on some makeup on him or some other stupid trick. They knew he was going to say no if he asked, so they chose to tie him up. The thought isnât too far fetched considering who their father is. What heâs thinking right now is,
âWhy would they listen to you and not me?â Sukuna wonders, and Jin has an idea as to why. âI mean Iâm terrifying, but you? You look like you catch jellyfish with a net and work at the Krusty Krab.â
âAh, theyâre into Spongebob now.â Jin canât help but laugh. He wonât take the insults to heart since this has always been Sukuna. âI feel like they do find you scary, they just donât think that youâll do anything to them if they torment you.â
âWhat the fuck are you saying?â Sukuna isnât in the mood for this. He canât just wrap his head around this whole situation.
âYou let them get away with a lot when it comes to you. You donât let them get away with anything when it comes to their mother or other family.â Jin explains, which is valid reasoning but Sukuna rolls his eyes. That isnât the answer heâs looking for, therefore he wonât accept it.
âWhatever you say. Iâm going to check up on them before they flood the house.â Sukuna stands up from his seat, leaving his brother behind. The twins canât be trusted for too long.Â
Lo and behold, they found the matches.Â
âYou two came into my life as karma, huh?â Sukuna asks, before taking the matches from their grimy hands. âAkane, go annoy your uncle. Akira, youâre getting a bath and thatâs final.â
âI thought you said I could bathe only once a week.â Akira points out the agreement theyâve had, but Sukuna has changed his mind.Â
âI changed my mind when you and your sister did a kidnapping simulation with me. Plus, your mother says you stink and she doesnât like you anymore so go to the tub.â Sukuna is not scared of making a little white lie to hurt his sonâs feelings. Itâs the least he could do.
âMommy doesnât what?â Akiraâs eyes become watery, his bottom lip quivering at the thought of his mother not loving him anymore. Sukuna would feel a twinge of remorse any other night.Â
âHeâs lying, bubba.â Akane goes to his brotherâs side to comfort him. She might be a little devil, but she has her soft spot. She hugs him tightly and Sukuna has to tear his eyes away from the sickly sweet scene. They wonât get to him. âYou do stink but mommy loves you. She told us she loved us before leaving.â
âA lie she told you since sheâs not coming back because you stink.â Sukuna isnât going to stop, even when he hears his son cry. The boy pushes his sister away and runs to the bathroom to wash himself to make his mother come back. Hearing his own son cry is tough, but heâll pat himself on the back later.Â
âYouâre next. Now go to your uncle, ask about Yuji or some shit.â Sukuna looks at his daughter, who is more resilient than her brother. Sheâs only five though, so he can find a way to get through to her with no issue. âYour birthday is coming up soon, huh? Guess Iâllââ
âIâm going!â She yells before Sukuna can finish his sentence, making a smirk come to his face. Smart girl.
He can handle them for the rest of the night, especially with Jin here.

When you come home, your little demons are sound asleep in their bedroom. You tuck them in, and admire the sight that you never see during the day. They almost look like they were sent straight from heaven. Itâs a nice sight to come home too.
Your opinion changes when you enter your bedroom and find your husband throwing his clothes into a suitcase. Youâve noticed that over the past years heâs become increasingly dramatic. You let your presence be known as a chuckle escapes your lips, standing in the doorway.
âIs it because they tied you up?â You question, and a frown comes to his lips.
âI told Jin to not tell you. But yes.â He answers, and you step into the room. You shut the door behind you, locking the door just in case things escalate. âThey donât take me seriously, and I told you things wouldnât go well if you left me alone with them but there you go, going out with your friends.â
âI canât stay locked up forever taking care of them.â You respond, and he rolls his eyes.
âLeave them with Jin. They take him seriously.â Sukuna says, and you chuckle.
âUnpack your stuff, baby. Stop being so dramatic.â You tell him, heading over to the bathroom to get ready for bed. Thatâs not enough for him right now though.Â
âIâm leaving and never coming back.â Sukuna sounds like a child, which is hilarious. Only those two can get that side out of him. Heâll continue no matter what you say, so you do the next best thing. You lift up your shirt, and his eyes widen for a moment before he tears them away.
âYour boobs arenât going to work this time.â He claims, and you fix your shirt. He sucks his bottom lip between his teeth before sighing, âBut they do help.â
âCome here, baby.â You walk over to him, wrapping your arms around him. Sukuna hugs you back, and he could sob (just for the dramatics).
âTheyâre so mean.â Sukunaâs head rests on your shoulder, as his hand travels under your shirt to squeeze your boob. âCan you make me feel better?â
âCan youââ You begin but before you can even finish, Sukuna pulls away and throws the suitcase on the ground. Heâll unpack later. You open your mouth to speak again but he grabs the back of your head and pulls you into a rough kiss.Â
His tongue wanders around your mouth, his free hand going under your shirt once again. Itâs an old trick, but every time you show him your breasts, he forgets anything and everything. You donât do it when the matter is a serious issue, but you really canât do much about the fact that your twins are straight from hell.
Sukuna sits down on the bed, lifting up your shirt, prompting you to take it off. Once itâs out of the way, his tongue licks up your body before giving your tits attention. He rolls his tongue around your nipple while his hand plays with the other one, pinching your nipple and squeezing your boob. You really get him, knowing the exact way to get him to calm down. He pulls away, and kisses between your breasts until he gets to the other tit. He switches to your other tit and entertains himself once again.
Heâs having so much fun, his mouth preoccupied with you but thereâs an uncomfortable sensation between his pants. He unlatches, looking up at you with lustful eyes. Your gaze falls on the tent in his pants, making you bite down your lip.
âHelp me out.â He says, and you help him unbuckle out. You pull down his pants, freeing his cock from its confinement. You kneel down in front of him, a smirk on your lips. This is a great way to apologize.
You spit on his cock before your hand wraps around the base. You lower your head, tongue circling around the tip as your hand strokes his dick. You start off so painfully slow, too painful for Sukuna. You lower your head, taking as much of his dick as you can.
You slowly bob your head, hands wrapping around the park of his cock that is outside and stroking it for him. Itâs like heaven for him, though he just wants to push your head down and force you to take all of his cock. You can take it like a good girl, right? He wonât take any risks tonight.
âYou can take it all.â You lift your head, and Sukuna whines. You were barely even doing anything, why did you feel the need to stop? A spark appears on his eyes, a smirk coming to his face as you cup your tits. He judged too soon.
You put his cock between your chest, squeezing your cleavage together before moving it up and down his dick. Sukunaâs eyes nearly roll to the back of his head at the feeling of your tits squeezing around him. He grabs the back of your head, pulling back and telling you, âOpen your fucking mouth.â
And without missing a beat, you obey, sticking your tongue out. He spits in your mouth, and you swallow immediately. This is the reason why you ended up with twinsâ You just do shit that makes him feel every inch of your body raw, a need. Youâre so obedient and generous with him.
Your soft flesh between his cock is too much for him, and such a nice sight as he watches them jiggle. You should do this more often is all that he can think as your hands pick up speed. Heâs rolling his hips, lightly moaning as his breath gets heavy.Â
âGood job.â You hear, which tells you all that you need to know. He barely praises you unless heâs close.
âCum for me, baby. Do it all over my tits.â You tell him, and he bites down his lips to not sound pathetic. Oh, he has to control himself tonight because you might end up with another child. He canât have that.Â
His hands grip the bed sheets as he finishes all over you. His cum covers your chest, all the way up to your neck. Your fingers swipes it, bringing it up to your lips simply for his entertainment, but heâs looking for something else in the nightstand.
He could die right now.
âRan out of condoms, and Iâm not risking anything.â Heâs in so much pain as the words leave his lips, and you furrow your brows. Since when has this been an issue?
âYou can pull out.â You remind him, but that isnât cutting it for Sukuna.
âI said Iâm not risking anything.â He couldnât make it any clearer. Tonight was certainly⌠An experience to say the least.
âCan you at least eat me out?â You ask him, standing up from the ground. Thereâs no way youâre going unrewarded tonight.
âYou have a vibrator, work it out.â He shrugs, and you glare at him. Heâs pissed off with you again, leaving him with the twins was a horrible mistake on your part.
âYouâre such a jerk.â You roll your eyes at him, and hearing him chuckle makes you want to hit him. You manage to restrain yourself, managing to mutter out a simple, âFuck you.â
âAw, they get it from you. How cute.â He says, which makes your palm lightly slap his forehead. âHey! Maybe next time donât leave me aloneââ
âThe vibrator is going to do a better job than you anyway.â You cut him off, going to the bathroom to clean yourself up⌠Getting all dirty and for what?Â
âIf you really want another pair, Iâll give them to you.â Sukuna stands up, following behind you to annoy you.
âGet a fucking vasectomy.â You respond, and you feel his arms wrap around you, stopping you from going any further. Of course he canât leave you alone. âSukuna, Iâm going to shower.â
âIâll help you.âÂ

âoh my god! you had a bowl cut?!â
suguru groans, trying to snatch the polaroid of his younger self away from your hands as you giggle.
âcan you please not?â he says and you merely laugh in response, admiring the photo in your hand of a six year old suguru with an extremely girlish bowl cut and a pullover, fidgeting with his fingers and a shy look on his younger face, looking away from the camera.
âarenât you the cutest?â you tease, holding the polaroid away as suguru reaches out to snatch it once more from your hand, but fails.
ây/n.â he warns, and even now, you can see the shy and embarrassed look on his face, which was not so different from the one in the photo.
âwhat?!â you exclaim, âyou looked so cute!â
âshut up.â he grunts, covering his face with his hands.
you laugh loudly, âc'mon, suguru, don't be shy now.â
âi'm not shy!â he denies, pouting at you, âcan you just give me back the photo, please? i do not want you to see this atrocity.â
âatrocity?â you gasp, offended, âyou call this little cutie pie an atrocity? how dare you?â
âc'mon, just give me the photo back.â he groans.
âawh, but suguru, you looked so cute!â you say and he quirks an eyebrow, âexcuse you, i am still cute.â hesay.s.
ânah, you're hot.â you say, and he blushes, âfuck off.â
you laugh, the sound music to his ears and he can't help but smile, âokay okay.â you say, âhere.â you hand him back the polaroid but not before giving his younger self a kiss.
he huffs, taking it back, âthank you.â
you nod, âokay now show me your little baby butt.â you say with an eager grin and he scowls at you, an evident blush still on his face.
âgod, i can't believe i married you.â

Why the hell is JJK 270 called Dream's End?
JJK 270 being titled Dreamâs End is so fudging ominous. Thatâs some Umineko type beat. Iâm not sure if I should even judge this chapter as presented because of this. In fact, I'm holding off on posting the other analysis I had for today since I no longer am certain of what JJK 268â270 are.
There's two lines of thought I have:
1) Gege suffering from burnout and bad working conditions plus rushing has caused the writing to decline.
2) Gege still has a hidden ace saved for the final chapter and the weird writing is deliberate.
I'm going to humor Option 2, but only because the title of this chapter is called Dream's End.
(The most 'hear me out' discussion under the cut. Using TCB scans and leaks. Click images for captions/citations.)
Preface
"Without love it cannot be seen."
This is a phrase and philosophy I have borrowed from Umineko since I've started these JJK yapfests. It essentially boils down to 'discard your negative biases and try to examine things in good faith.'
JJK 268 & 269 have fudging tested that for me. I've been giving Gege and the characters a pretty hard time with the caveat of knowing how exploitative the manga industry is. I initially rejected the idea that these chapters were to be taken at anything other than face-value because of this. In fact, I cited the JJK 268 chapter title of Finale as a reason I've accepted things as is.
And with that same logic, I'm now doing the opposite... So hear me out! I've got some pretty good reasons to be doing this.
What's wrong with JJK 268â270?
There's a lot of things in these chapters that are fundamentally inconsistent with what's been established in throughout the manga. If we use Option 1 to explain these contradictions, these are last second retcons because Gege forgor.
Option 2? We're about to have the rug pulled the hell out from under us because the last 3 chapters have been delusions.
What first tipped me off to something possibly being wrong on purpose was the fate of the incarnated culling game players in JJK 270. Not too long ago it was established that the souls of non-sorcerers in vessels were unsavable.

The souls are suppressed in a way that distorts them permanently or their consciousness is outright destroyed. They were gambling on Megumi's survival due to him being a sorcerer and Sukuna's incarnation method being unique. 99% of them will die and those who survive will likely be vegetables, so why is there a sudden gamble on their survival in JJK 270?

It's such a neat and fine bow to tie this mess up that goes directly against existing lore. It's so ideal that it has me suspicious.
Brain damage from sorcery on non-sorcerers has been established as extremely taxing. I think about Gojo's Unlimited Void (UV) the most when it comes to this. Non-sorcerers were hit by it for 0.2 seconds and required medical intervention for 2 months to fully heal from it. Sukuna, the absolute strongest, tanked some of it and it affected him for the rest of the battle. ...And then we have Megumi who was under it for about 6 minutes and seems to have very little problems from it.

This is bizarre. Someone who underwent the month long bath and UV without Reverse Curse Technique (RCT) should be struggling to even stand after waking up. Sukuna had RCT and the Gojo brain damage still took him out. This screams of inconsistent writing unless...this is a deliberate hint that something is amiss.
I want to draw attention to the panel Megumi's UV damage is addressed. Just about everyone has been seemingly waiting around in the same spot for him to wake up. It's a bit weird given that sorcerers don't usually do that. They usually get a move on asap. And after the destruction of Shinjuku and the Culling Game Players still running about, why would they take a breather to discuss their plans that worked?
But that's not what started bothering me about that panel after reading JJK 270. It's that characters who aren't in the room, start appearing without warning. Look who is behind Maki and to the left. It's Kusakabe. And to her and Yuta's right? Inumaki. So why is it that Hakari, Kiara, and Ino are in Kusakabe's place while Todo spawns where Inumaki is? (And Yuta is facing the wrong direction too.)

That's pretty fudging weird right? You can chalk it up to Gege forgor but it doesn't stop there. Higuruma enters the discussion in a way that causes Yuji to pause.

Why is Yuji surprised to see him? (And where the fudge did he come from?) Shouldn't he know of his survival by now? And why is he in a cast? Higuruma had learned RCT and fully restored his arms before leaving the battlefield. If he's conscious, then he should be able to heal himself fully no problems.
And that got me thinking... Why is Yuji still missing his fingers?
It was established that he kept his fingers unhealed to help with Yuta's plan. This means that if he won, he has no need to keep them missing. Yuji has fully regenerated missing chunks of his face, including his eye, and stomach. He has RCT just like Higuruma. But it doesn't end there either. Yuji's number of fingers on his left hand keeps changing.

4 fingers, 3 fingers, dubious amount of fingers, 5 fingers. Once again, you can chalk it up to Gege forgor, but JJK 270 came out and the same problem started happening with Megumi's scars.

The same mistake is made within the same set of panels and very big page. That's weird.
ONCE AGAIN, you can chalk it up to Gege forgor, but when these errors occur, like with Yuta mistakenly having his ring on in JJK 251, Gege will note the mistake outright. Gege has made no such comments for Yuji's fingers or the scars. This many âerrorsâ in row when Gege has otherwise been careful with these features could indicate it really is on purpose. (Kind of like Sukuna's everchanging mask. The thing was just moving around and pulsing. That was deliberate not inconsistency.)
What does this mean?
I think it means what we are seeing isn't reality. After all, the most common way to tell if you're dreaming is being unable to count the number of fingers on your hands. Another way to tell is the distortion of faces.
Readers have noticed that something is wrong. The weird timeskips, the lack of lasting consequences, design inconsistencies, characters behaving like similes of themselves, death and pain being glossed over like it's nothing. It all feels so off. But it's still close enough to the original to be somewhat believable. ...Is that not what it's like to dream and not know you are dreaming?
Why is it that the chapter titled Dream's End ends with the hunt for a curse user whose ability is to distort the perception of reality?
Dreams and Delusions in JJK
We already know Gege weaves Buddhist symbolism and ideas heavily into JJK. I'm not an expert in Buddhism at all, so there's a lot of it that goes over my head. I decided to look into if dreams are significant in Buddhism and boy howdy are they. Quoted directly from the source:
"Dreams can be a message from a Bodhisattva, an ancestor, or a god, The intent of the dream may be to test the dreamerâs resolve: is he non-retreating (avaivartika) from Bodhi (enlightenment) even when sleeping? The purpose of the dream visit may be to communicate information vital to the dreamerâs well-being. The Buddha himself had five dreams of catastrophes, falling stars and worlds in collision just before his enlightenment. The dreams were sent to him not by a benevolent Dharma-protector, but by an malevolent sorcerer, intent on disrupting the Buddhaâs samadhi and preventing his awakening."
In summary, (correct me if I'm wrong) dreams appear to be seen as another state of being just as valuable and impermanent as reality.
There's also this other bit I'll quote directly.
"The most common use of dreams in the literature of the Mahayana, or âNorthern Schoolâ of Buddhism in China, Tibet, Japan, Korea, and Vietnam is to see dreams as a simile for sunyata, (emptiness) the hollow core at the heart of all component dharmas (things). For example, in the well-known Vajra (Diamond) Sutra, the Buddha taught that:
âAll conditioned dharmas, are like a dream, like an illusion, like a bubble, like a shadow, like a dewdrop, like a lightening flash; you should contemplate them thus.â"
That's starting to sound like what Yuji's Domain does, right? He projects memories that did happen and mixes them with delusions and dreams. Sukuna and Megumi both experience this in full.

It's incredibly suspicious that it hasn't been named yet. Yuji is the son of Kenjaku who has a domain based on the Womb Sutra/Realm...which is paired with the aforementioned Diamond Realm to encompass the entire Dharma. It's very likely this is what Yuji's domain isâa realm of dreams and reality combined as one.
Unreality Runs in the Family
When Sasaki Setsuko "wakes up" as the Culling Games begin, Kenjaku explains her situation with this:

What follows is a sequence that cannot be described as a dream. It seems to be a blend of reality and hallucinations. But that's not anything strange, Sukuna does it too with Kashimo in reverse.

As you can see, both the positions of the characters and even the backgrounds change suddenly from reality to ??? and from sequence to sequence. It's all incredibly dream like.
Another strange thing about this space is Kenjaku creating it as a part of an escape route Binding Vow. You know, the kind Sukuna uses for Malevolent Shrine.

What I want to draw attention to here is this reality-dream state somewhat requires consent (in the loosest possible definition) to appear. The person entering this state has to desire it themself. We see this with Jogo and Gojo who are mutually interested in having a relationship of somekind with Sukuna. (Same with Kashimo.)

(It's also very hard to tell if they are dead or still in the process of dying during this.)
This is where the delusions Yuji projects differ. They are forced onto others when he is near death or severely injured, seemingly as a defense mechanism.

And would you look at that...the syntax is identical for Todo and Choso's Brother Yuji Delusions. "At that moment, a memory was born inside X's brain...of a past event that never happened." It's kind of like how Yuji replaces Gojo in Megumi's memory to reach him. It's also very strange that Sukuna, Choso, and Jogo go "What is this?" to this in-between space.
My point here is that Yuji having access to this space has been hinted at since the start of this manga and that it was inherited it by blood. (Totally Not Kenjaku showing up with Takaba Mr. Reality Warping CT in JJK 270 supports my case too I think.)
What does this mean for JJK 268â270?
The battle ended in JJK 268. Of that I'm certain. What I no longer know is if anyone survived.
A common complaint about Sukuna's death is his lack of an afterlife scene. Everything ended so abruptly. And then Megumi wakes up.

It's so jarring in out of place. ...But that's how all scenes involving the space between dreams and reality begin. Sasaki Setsuko "wakes up" once and then again. Most of us have experienced those kind of dreams right? (They made a whole movie about it called Inception which is based on the movie Paprika.)
There's one other thing I need to draw attention to. Yuji's Domain shattered after Sukuna cast Domain Expansion (DE).

When a sorcerer withdraws their domain voluntarily, it does not shatter. Gojo has demonstrated this for us in quite clearly.

When a domain is broken by force, it will shatter and shards will scatter. When a domain is withdrawn, no shards are left behind. Yuta uses these facts as a part of his plan. In JJK 252, it's revealed by Kusakabe that Yuta shatters his own domain on purpose to trick Sukuna into thinking he won.
What this means is that some kind of violent action needs to be taken to shatter a domain. Yuji's domain is massive and his attacks only targeted Sukuna. What could've shattered his domain all at once? He's not had the time to practice shattering parts of it like Yuta.
Gojo has shown us what a uniform domain shattering looks likeâit happens when Malevolent Shrine activates. (Please note that the sfx used for Sukuna breaking Gojo's domain is ăŤăˇăŁă˘. It's the same one used for Yuji's domain shattering.)
I'm proposing that we've been in unreality since the end of JJK 266. Sukuna and Yuji are both severely injured, on the verge of death, and have a connection with each other. These are all conditions that trigger the space between dreams and reality.
And I must remind you that Yuji first triggers this event with Todo after a severe head injury. Right before Sukuna casts his domain, they do this to each other.

Everything that has come after has been perfect for Yuji to a unbelievable degree. Everyone whose death was uncertain is alive and the living are getting exactly what they wanted. The effort behind it and the logistics are all missing. And yes a rushed ending can explain that, but that too can be part of the ruse.
Another massive complaint is that mourning has not occurred. Not for Gojo or Choso despite how much Yuji cherished them. It's like they're being willfully forgotten by the cast despite being crucial to their success in Shinjuku. It feels out of character, especially since Yuji is of the few that showed concern for them no matter what.
But if this is a delusion on the brink of death designed to bring happiness, why would Yuji think of the dead? He's always been so avoidant with it. When his grandpa is dying and trying to talk about his parents, Yuji tells him to shut up. When Nanami dies, he thinks of him then and then never again directly leading up to his talk with Sukuna. When Megumi tries to discuss Nobara's fate, Yuji ends the conversation as quickly as possible.

The only people in this world are the ones who may or may not be dead. He saw Yuta in Gojo's corpse. The only way that can happen is if Gojo is dead. Yuji has no choice but to believe it. Choso burned away before his eyes. Yuji has no choice but to believe it. He went through some of Megumi's memories and saw Tsumiki's corpse. Yuji has no choice but to believe it.
And since Tsumiki is the only person Yuji wasn't close with, she's the only death that has been outright acknowledged. But not for too long! That would make Megumi sad.
Another complaint is that Sukuna really didn't kill anyone in the final battle outside of those two and Kashimo. The dudebros call it Disney Kaisen. But the fairytale-like idea that everyone is ok? Todo was the one who put that idea in Yuji's head.

And Yuji has always been one to fall to story-like logic when things look like they're finally wrapping up.

"And then everything will be just fine." (Yuji before the worst possible outcome for both him and Megumi happens.)
This is similar to the line Gakuganji uses in JJK 270. "Everything is fine." This line is the whole reason I sat down and wrote this all out without stopping. I know Gakuganji. He'd never say that. This man has been in a state of worry over Jujutsu Society since his first appearance. He doesn't even fully believe in Gojo's cause as someone who values tradition. He's a stickler for details and will do everything in his power to ensure stability. For him to toss Sukuna and Tengen's remains in a shrine and call it a day? Who is that? He's changed but not that much.
And so I compared the raws.

It is very much the same 大ä¸ĺ¤Ť (Daijoubu). These are Yuji's words.
What I'm proposing is that JJK 267â270 are Yuji's delusions of the happiest possible ending. It's a picture perfect little end where all the trauma and death has no effect on the living and people move on like nothing happened. I don't know if this means he's dead or if Megumi's dead or if they're all dead. But what I'm seeing now? I don't think it's real.
Reexamining JJK 269
CW: Brief discussion of suicide.
Even if this turns out to be a part of the smokescreen, I'm always going to hate JJK 269. But I do want to give it some grace under the assumption this chapter titled Examination (which can also be translated as Reflection) is about Yuji's guilt. Both him and Megumi's tbh. I think their feelings for each other and their situations are driving these delusions. That's one thing about this space that's realâthe feelings behind them.
Yuji has a lot of guilt surrounding his existence after ingesting Sukuna, Megumi does too. Straight up Yuji has been seeking death over it since JJK 9.

He struggles to forgive himself for being the centerpiece to violence he had little to no control over. The only thing that upsets him more than that is knowing that his death will break Megumi's heart. He doesn't want Megumi to feel any guilt for it whatsoever.
The kicker is, Megumi already knows Yuji is planning to die. And he wants to do everything to rid him of that guilt. Up until they connect inside of Yuji's domain, they were unaware they shared the same goal for each other.

And that's what JJK 269 is. It's a very cold and harsh breakdown that allows them to forgive themselves. Blame is passed around and ultimately pinned on a combination of Gojo and Kenjaku. (It's really weird Sukuna isn't blamed either, but that's not the point of this for now.)

Kusakabe's comment is especially harsh. Telling Yuji point blank he should've died and that both sides on the issue were valid? He may have believed that to an extent, but he made a point of not telling it to his face. Why have a whole chapter discussing how kind he is only to turn around and do this?
If this is all a delusion, a manifestation of Yuji's guilt and trying to absolve himself of it for Megumi's sake, that makes sense. This version of Kusakabe is what Yuji feels guilt over the mostâEveryone's lives being better if he died.
In the same breath Kusakabe tells them to solely blame the adults. It's very reminiscent of Nanami telling Yuji that being a child is not a sin.
It should also be noted that every single time Megumi tries to apologize for being possessed, he's stopped. Maki tears into Yuta without checking in on him, but she asks if Megumi is ok and tells him to not blame himself. JJK 270 is full of this too. He tries to apologize to Tsumiki at her grave and Shoko tells him not to sweat it. He tries to apologize to Hana and she hits on him instead.
This delusion is crafted out of love. It allows Megumi to live in a world where he can move on from the guilt surrounding his possession and saving Yuji. It's all Yuji has ever wanted for him. And now that Yuji knows Megumi wants him to forgive himself, he has no choice but to do that too.
It's a perfect ending for Megumi that's too good to be true.
It must be a dream...
There's another thing I can't reconcile about JJK 269 unless it's a delusionâTodo's explanation for Yuta's plan. It's another one of those glaring contradictions.
In JJK 269 Todo claims Boogie Woogie can't target Maki. But in JJK 259? Todo makes plans with Mei Mei knowing that it works with her.

Either Todo lied...or Yuji never fully knew the plan and that Boogie Woogie could target Maki. Otherwise she would be dead. Her surviving Sukuna's flames would be impossible.
I've already talked about how Yuji believing those who may or may not be dead are alive is Todo's doing. He's always been the one to save Yuji from his breakdowns. But let's talk about his speech in Shibuya.

"Looking for meaning or logic in death...can at times defile the memories of those we've lost!"
Everyone who has read these past 3 chapters has really felt the defiling of Gojo's memory. And it was all in service to a strange logic that helped them cope with all this death. Acknowledging how massive Gojo's sacrifice was would riddle both Yuji and Megumi with immense guilt, so it's best to ignore it for Megumi's sake. (And perhaps that's why Yuji replaces Gojo in that memory.)
"What have you been entrusted with? You don't need to answer right now. However... Until you find your answer, never stop moving."
In a way, JJK 269 is an answer to the question Todo proposed. Yuji was entrusted with saving Megumi. Saving Megumi requires Megumi and Yuji forgiving themselves. And Yuji won't stop moving until it's done. All these time jumps and rushed developments are Yuji moving Megumi forward. He's getting that happy ending even if it's to the detriment of everything else.
What about Sukuna?
When Sukuna respects his opponents and they have a connection, he gives others these dreams before they pass. He's been very impressed by Megumi since JJK 9. It's not out of the ballpark for him to allow Megumi to die satisfied in the way Gojo did. Yuji also seems to understand that Sukuna was manipulated by others just as much as he was. I think that's why Sukuna is spared of the blame for the most part.
I don't think Sukuna won. He's probably dead. But he did warn Yuji not to underestimate him. I think the worst absolute last fudge you to Yuji he could give is this happy ending dream before ripping it all away as he dies.
In Conclusion...
I'm not sure that we're going to get that happy ending. Reggie Star warned us not too long ago.

"...it all comes down to a sorcerer's lies."
Reggie is a lot like Sukuna here, outwitted by modern sorcerers and dying to someone he loathes. Sukuna is good at tricking people. He let Gojo think he won before tearing it all away. Yuta did the exact same thing to him. Or did he?
"Can you do me a favor? After all, you've killed me. Let fate toy with you, become a clown, then die."
If the last 3 chapters are delusions...Megumi will be playing the part of a clown.
Gege said the manga would end with either 1/4 or 3/4 of Yuji, Megumi, Nobara, and Gojo surviving. This of course, could be changed throughout its development, but Gege said the manga is ending in its original vision. There's a real chance that it's only Yuji or Nobara surviving.
Remember, Gege is a troll first and foremost. Somehow Gojo was revived, but in the worst way possible (Yujo). Somehow Gojo did tell Megumi about Toji, but in the worst way possible (dead man's final letter).
Gege also said this about the final chapter:
"I am working hard to create a final chapter that will (hopefully) satisfy as many people as possible who have supported Jujutsu Kaisen. So everyone, please bear with me!"
I can't think of a better way to appease everyone than by making the last 3 chapters nothing more than dream.