Yall This Is Not What I Meant When I Said My Request Were Open

y’all this is not what I meant when I said my request were open 😭

yo guys why do I feel like bill would be the type to joke about something and if you pretend to get mad he wouldn’t understand it first but eventually would realize that he hurt your feelings and would buy flowers, chocolates, crisps and any snack you want for you to be like

“bill, I wasn’t mad at you!”

and even then he wouldn’t be convinced until you cuddled him for at least and hour straight as he blabbered about how sorry he is and how much he loves you <3

Hey everyone!! I got this idea from lovely @nyxwritesshit

I’d like to introduce my wife 🥰

Her -> @the-dumpster-fire-of-life 💕

She’s taken, sorryy 🤭🤭

Hey guys! There’s no easy way to say this but I’m pretty sure I’m gonna kms 🤞🤞 therefore I cannot upload for a while but dw I heard hell has fire wifi 😍😍 (did you get the joke)

Bye!! 🌹🌹

YALL NIKA SIGNED WITH BEŞIKTAŞ?? IS IT ACC TRUE ?1?1?1? SOMEONE PINCH ME

Anything for you 😘😘

My babe is fucking psycho.

This lady saw a guy in the street after her phone died, took it, logged into Tumblr to text me instead of her mama.

I feel so honored rn bae

This is my babe. The one who holds my hostage willingly in the night.