Screw It, I Lied, Im Saving For The Vil Tsum I Have No Wishes Anyways

Screw it, I lied, I’m saving for the vil tsum I have no wishes anyways

I’m so dead

Should I try and pull anyway for that copium high

One Sided Love Triangles: Twisted Wonderland

Because I really hate it when someone has to lose. Anyway idk I thought these would be funny:

Jade vs Malleus- partially inspired by Private Thoughts of a Moray of course but also just like. The randomness of it. Jade has nothing against Malleus before he starts liking you at all, he's just a very powerful person who he would like to get close to so he can help him out. But now? Oooooh he hates him he hates him he hates him. He's the literal worst for getting to be close to you when no one else is close to him and Jade has yet to dance across the line of suspicion that's keeping you from living happily ever after. Malleus thinks Jade's courtship efforts are deeply fascinating, probably asks Lilia if ritual self humiliation is part of the process, and gets a very disappointed look sent his way. He's rooting for Jade because someone has to take care of you when he's not around and an eel isn't a bad choice.

Floyd vs Ace- crabby is little shrimpy's best friend and that makes him moody. Floyd wants to be happy when Yuu come in to basketball practice with his water bottle, but the only reason you brought it was because you found it on your way to drop something off for Ace. Damn this is the pits, why can't all of your attention just be on him for once? Seven he wants it so bad he floats through practice like a jellyfish because of how dispondant he is. Meanwhile Ace thinks your crush on Floyd is super gross but he's not going to judge. To the point Yuu starts to worry they're being set up for failure when encouraged to confess.

Trey vs Rook- you would think that Trey knows better than to assume Rook is in love with everyone he compliments but there's just something about watching you two interact he doesn't like. He tries to rationalize it by assuming it's because he likes you, and he wants to be capable of fligrting with you but he's not like this when Cater makes joking passes or when random mob students actually do. Rook decides he finds this funny and determines to play into it so he can goad a confession out of Trey. Love is truly beautiful ♡

Ace vs anyone who can breathe- he's delusional. He loves Yuu so much the idea that some people aren't interested in the same way he is just doesn't enter his mind. Might have something to do with how much he's denying his feelings that he's constantly assuming the worst but when Cater tries to tell him that he doesn't make it super far into Ace's skull...

I've got more but I need to sleep...

‘Queen of Fools’

—Even I pity the fool

TWST SVTFOE CROSSOVER

Since we’ve seen Queens predominantly take over the role of matriarch in the Draconia line, with Malleus being the exception (there’s Maleficia, Mallenor and quite possible Maleficent herself) I like to imagine a kind of magical queen crossover

Each queen still follows the dark aesthetic but they still get their own individuality and the “wand” being the staff maleficent made from a branch (check live action maleficent movie)

The wand is more or less an extension of their magic and unlike the svtfoe show it is more or less an artifact for show, a tool to help wield their powers, powers they can conjure themselves since they’re so ridiculously op

She's my malleus kid OC now, yep -v-

aha

I love in character SMAUs

They have my whole heart and more 💕