I Cant Do This Shit No More

I can’t do this shit no more

This is actually fabulous

I love this for you

Hey guys, it's me, Epel Felmier. Master of manliness. I'm BUFF.

Facts about me:

I'm 7'5

I do neck workouts ten times a second

My face is MANLY. It's not Babyface.

If you call me a girl in ANY WAY then...

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I like apples.

VIL SCHOENHEIT DNI I don't need u harshing my manly vibes

Leona Kingscholar PLEASE INTERACT PLEAS EPLEASE TEACH ME YOUR MANLY WAYS

as an abba fan I needed this

twst x reader as abba songs

➼their feelings towards you, in lyrics

➼𝐕𝐢𝐥 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐧𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐭 - Super Trouper

Facing twenty-thousand of your friends, How can anyone be so lonely? Part of a success that never ends, Still I'm thinking about you only

➼𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐞 - Waterloo

The history book on the shelf Is always repeating itself Waterloo I was defeated, you won the war Waterloo Promise to love you forevermore

➼𝐑𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨 𝐅𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞 - Lay All Your Love On Me

'Cause everything is new And everything is you And all I've learned Has overturned What can I do? Don't go wasting your emotion Lay all your love on me Don't go sharing your devotion Lay all your love on me

➼𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐭 - Take a Chance on Me

We can go dancing, we can go walking, as long as we're together Listen to some music, maybe just talking, get to know you better 'Cause you know I've got So much that I wanna do, when I dream I'm alone with you It's magic

➼𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐫 - I Have a Dream

If you see the wonder, of a fairy tale You can take the future, even if you fail I believe in angels Something good in everything I see

➼𝐀𝐳𝐮𝐥 𝐀𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨 - Andante, Andante

Touch my soul, you know how Andante, Andante Go slowly with me now I'm your music I'm your song Play me time and time again and make me strong (Play me again 'cause you're making me strong)

➼𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝 - Honey, Honey

Honey honey, how you thrill me, a-ha, honey honey Honey honey, nearly kill me, a-ha, honey honey I'd heard about you before I wanted to know some more And now I know what they mean, you're a love machine Oh, you make me dizzy!

➼𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐮𝐬 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐚 - S. O. S.

So when you're near me, darling can't you hear me S. O. S. The love you gave me, nothing else can save me S. O. S. When you're gone How can I even try to go on?

LOL

Crewel: Wait.The first years already told you this issue?!

Crowely: What?!The first years say crazy stuff all the time! How was I supposed to know this one was true?!

MC, who hasn't slept in three days: Bank accounts are a scam created by the government.

Crowely: See?!?!

Today is May 12th, which is Mother's Day in my country!! Happy Mother's Day to the Esteemed Princess of Wild Rose Castle, Meleanor Draconia ‼️💚💞💖✨🙏💐🌹

Maybe Malleus didn't appear this update because Lilia dragged him to Wild Rose Castle to celebrate Mother's Day for her JDKAKCKA 👍💞✨✨

TWST MAXXING PT 2 - SHORT TERM AND LONG TERM GOALS + ACCOUNT REVIEW BELOW THE CUT (it’s very long I’m sorry)

Short term:

1. Get Jamil Ceremonial Robe Card to level 50 — currently 40

2. Get Ace SSR Dorm uniform card to 48-50 + groovify — current 42

3. Get Idia Lab Uniform card to 40 - current 38

4. Get Rook Lab Unform card to 45 - current 40

5. Get random ass trey card to like 20 broo idk (I’m just trying to fill slots up for the dreaded ch 67)

6. Groovify Leona Ceremonial Robes

7. Try to max all rewards for mini games

Medium Term:

1. Get SSR Dorm Uniform Epel to level 90 via friendship level - current 81

2. Get SSR Dorm Riddle to level 86 via the perfume thingy - current 2/3 of the perfume thingies

3. Get Lilia Lab Coat Card to level 80 via perfume - 3/10 current

4. Get Two main SSR Cards to level 10 spells (Epel and Riddle Dorm Uniform)

5. Idk eventually get my ruggie form uniform to 70 (it’s 66rn) I do not use Ruggie that much lol I don’t know how to use him

6. Max out Ace SSR Dorm Uniform without any special perfume upgrades

Long Term:

1. Own the damn general lilia card

2. The sexy vil…actually any vil card

3. The malleus masquerade ball

4. Level a card to 100

5. Fix the gahdamn guest room (and to level 30)

6. Get a random ass grim/ teacher card so I can finally unlock that shit

7. Complete all the story present out for en server (there’s a lot since I left)

8. Level 90

9. OMGGG A TSUM LITERALLY ANY TSUM CARD OF THE DORM LEADERSSSSSS/VICES

10. A. Tsum. In. My. Guest. Room.

11. Better name cards (preferably a tsum one)

12, to not look like I have a sad ass acc🤡

I will do pt 2 update once my short terms goals have been completed or if smt significant has happened or if enough time has passed !!

(Note: time of making this list and time of posting is different so it might be outdated)