Barry: Hey Craig, Is It Cool If I Drink This Milk?

Barry: Hey Craig, is it cool if I drink this milk?

Craig: That's white paint.

Barry, who's already drank the paint with it all over his face: ... Sooo it's cool, right?

also adding onto this because i forgot to add this detail: i like to think the reason why Craig was even making that apple experiment in this little canon i've created was because he had an inkling that he was missing something, something very big and traumatic to him, but he just didn't know what. the experiment was still a prototype, so it didn't exactly work the way it was supposed to with making Barry have a hallucinogenic Jetpack Joyride+ adventure and whatnot. in this canon, Craig continues working on the apple experiment after curing Barry, thinking that he'd make a breakthrough eventually, and he does. this is what kicks off him rediscovering his lost memories and looking into his file and rechristening himself as Toni.

i've kinda had an idea floating around in my head that Toni (the scientist who was confirmed to be the guy in Robot Bird in a random short Halfbrick's channel uploaded) is actually Craig after regaining his memories and rediscovering who he was after finding his original profile in the deep offices of Legitimate Research, and after discovering his real name and all his original memories, he gets so mad at Barry for fucking his shit up that he completely rejects everything he had with Barry including his given name. and they'd have this super messy breakup where Barry tries to explain himself to him, and Toni gets pissed and directly challenges Barry on his morals. like, Barry tries to explain that before he met Toni, he was just some random scientist to him and he had absolutely no idea it was his boyfriend he stole from and ruined the career of, but that obviously doesn't change anything and in fact just hurts Toni even more, and he lashes out and attacks him. Barry is genuinely remorseful for his actions after the fact, but Toni is pretty reasonably angered about it and feels betrayed that someone who meant so much to him was the reason for his downfall, and he becomes a part of Really Bad Corp's team of villains (i cannot take this seriously with that name XD) out of revenge. gay angst ensues!

i kinda want them to be on good terms by the end of everything, but their relationship is too fractured to go on and they end up just being mere acquaintances and going their own separate paths. maybe Toni would consider possibly getting back together with Barry after he's had some time alone to relearn who he is, but that's going to take a very long time. as for Barry, he's gonna be preeetty upset about the whole thing. on one hand he gets why Toni is upset at him, but on the other hand, he just lost someone very important to him and he doesn't even have anyone else but himself to blame for it. he'll be ok though. he's got Flash as a moral support, and he'll find other friends. and maybe, one day, he might get to introduce them all to Toni again.

stupid horse by 100 gecs reminds me so much of barry steakfries and i want to put it in a playlist about him but i feel like other people wouldn't understand the visceral autism and adhd fueled adrenaline it gives me when i think of him while listening to it

i need one of those quirky coffee mugs that says "don't talk to me until i've put my binder on" with the trans flag on it i think that would be very cool

GUYS??? i opened up Jetpack Joyride just now and THEY FINALLY ADDED MULTIPLAYER???? THIS IS SO COOL!!!!!

i literally went "WUH??? HUH??????" when i saw that glowing button lmaoooo. there are three modes that you can choose from: Classic Race, Star Dash and Zappy Bird. i got a race on my first go and it was really fun! unfortunately i forgot to record footage of me actually doing the race out of excitement BUT i did get to race against a player with a Star Trek costume which was very cool :D

they've actually had images of multiplayer on their app store page for a while now, such as this screenshot of two Barrys riding on their respective Mr. Cuddles vehicles:

this feature is AWESOME and i'd love to see it developed more in the future!! maybe something like a party mode would be really cool!!

i love how all of tumblr basically went from aggressively hating on Jon Arbuckle to eventually going a full 180 and rooting for him and even declaring him the next sexyman when the new Garfield movie came out. as a certified Jon Arbuckle Liker™ i very much approve of this