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hi i think making ads that fuck with sensory issues like loud noises or super bright lights or having really disgusting loud sounds in them (such as eating sounds) should be punishable by getting the absolute shit beaten out of by 10 very angry people with sensory issues (me included)

GUYS??? i opened up Jetpack Joyride just now and THEY FINALLY ADDED MULTIPLAYER???? THIS IS SO COOL!!!!!

i literally went "WUH??? HUH??????" when i saw that glowing button lmaoooo. there are three modes that you can choose from: Classic Race, Star Dash and Zappy Bird. i got a race on my first go and it was really fun! unfortunately i forgot to record footage of me actually doing the race out of excitement BUT i did get to race against a player with a Star Trek costume which was very cool :D

they've actually had images of multiplayer on their app store page for a while now, such as this screenshot of two Barrys riding on their respective Mr. Cuddles vehicles:

this feature is AWESOME and i'd love to see it developed more in the future!! maybe something like a party mode would be really cool!!

Well, this happened

One of the devs asked WHO is Craig in the discord...

And that got me thinking all day and I couldn't stop thinking, I dunno why.

And he says this as well..

Which got me thinking, who does Barry know who's important and is friends with him? According to what he said, it's not an original new character as they said WHO DO YOU THINK CRAIG IS, meaning out of the characters we know I'm sure.

And then I had the sudden realization realizing RunninGunnin (RG) is the only one he knows very well and is an 'important' character to him. Because, well, he gave him immortality and such and is a freaking immortal prince deity.

So then I did some digging and remembered a part in the trailer - the part that I never understood... until now.

If you don't see it - lemme zoom in.

That looks like the back of a certain character we know well who's an Egyptian, right? Other than queen V but she's not being used.

Coincidence, right? And that's not it, Queen V would probably know of this power and try to track him down perhaps to use it. It's not clear. But obviously something is up.

Something else that was weird is when Barry hesitated stating Craig when they meet once again. Sure it was probably meant as a joke, but the dots say otherwise. Besides, he DOES know what he sounds like...

This part always confused me as well. Makes more sense now.

Now something else makes sense in Jetpack Joyride 2. Before entering the crypt, Craig is seen hesitant and afraid and immediately flees the situation as she appears. Is he afraid of her since she's a powerful deity as well? And knows what she can do? Could it tie into the series? He is also not seen a while later and kinda disappears after this point, only reappearing once and then not once again. I'm guessing that would mean during that silent time he's currently trapped in the glyph wall.

And Queen V calling herself an 'authentic deity', perhaps making fun of RG? Maybe she was trying to get the power from RG and that's why Craig is seen powering up the glyphs on the wall. Perhaps draining his power?

I'm thinking perhaps now Craig isn't the scientist we really know and someone much more. I mean, they did say they remade aoz to fit with the JJ series and jj2... It would only make sense this being why. Maybe RG wanted to live normally and not as a deity, faking his death to get away from brains cause he was his assistant and becoming a lower class scientist. Perhaps watching over barry until they ultimately meet? And that's when they kick it off once again. But under Craig than RG. A normal person Barry becomes aquatinted to. I'm not sure when aoz took place, but it must have been a lil after the series... Since Barry knows Craig's name. It's all so confusing and interesting. I'm just surprised there's so much lore for a mobile game bwhahah

But of course this is just a theory. A very accurate theory that could potentially be true. Just have to find out when the jj series comes out which the dev said 'soon' in quotes so hehh,,,

i love how all of tumblr basically went from aggressively hating on Jon Arbuckle to eventually going a full 180 and rooting for him and even declaring him the next sexyman when the new Garfield movie came out. as a certified Jon Arbuckle Liker™ i very much approve of this

having an american staffy is so funny sometimes because one minute he'll be barking and growling loudly and powerfully at people walking down the street but then when you go to sit down next to him and pat him and tell him that it's ok and there's nothing to bark about he'll look at you like the most innocent whimsical little creature alive wagging his tail and licking your fingers. amazing animal 10/10