Why Does Every Cautionary Tale Has To Be About The Abusive Boyfriends, The Drug-addict Lovers, The One

“Why does every cautionary tale has to be about the abusive boyfriends, the drug-addict lovers, the one that never was? I’ve met them all, had my taste but by God, no one prepared me for you.

Pretty boys with sweet smiles that make your blood turn cold, chocolate brown eyes that makes your heart drop to your stomach and the ones that make you feel so alive are the what kill me. Then again, I’d do anything for you.”

FireFreezesSoo, “Almost”

*mlem

Video game quotes that I think are the bee’s knees.

“Between guilt and fear, I choose happiness.” (Fran Bow, 2015)

“You can’t go through the fire exit because you aren’t made of fire.” (Undertale, 2015)

“Look at you, soaring through the air majestically like an eagle. Piloting a blimp.” (Portal 2, 2012)

“Fran… YOU ARE A TREE.” (Fran Bow, 2015)

“It’s been fun. Don’t come back.” (Portal 2, 2012)

“You know what else has been in a hole for 50 years? Dead people from the 60s!” (Night in the Woods, 2017)

“Science isn’t about why. It’s about why not!” (Portal 2, 2012)

“There’s a burning feeling inside me. A feeling that WON’T let me die.” (Undertale, 2015)

“Welcome to my special hell.” (Undertale, 2015)

“STOP PETTING THE ENEMY!” (Undertale, 2015)

“I believe in a universe that doesn’t care, and people who do.” (Night in the Woods, 2017)

“Go legally braindead from lack of oxygen due to choking on my entire ass!” (Night in the Woods, 2017)

“I am a total trash mammal!” (Night in the Woods, 2017)

“This is not a challenge, it’s a tragedy. You wanted to control this world, but I’m going to destroy it first.” (The Stanley Parable, 2013)

“Good job Stanley. Everyone thinks you are very powerful.” (The Stanley Parable, 2013)

“And I tried again, and Stanley pushed a button.” (The Stanley Parable, 2013)

“You laugh, and keep laughing. It’s so funny, you can’t stop. Tears roll down your face. What? You didn’t do that.” (Undertale, 2015)

“It looks like a powerful bracelet. No, wait, it’s just a croissant.” (Undertale, 2015)

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take those lemons back!” (Portal 2, 2012)

This list is by no means complete! Feel free to reblog with more quotes from your favorite games!

Basically

if your favorite ship doesn’t boil down to ‘they’re both stupid but they help each other be less sad’ then What’s The Point

[part 2]