Thinking About Rodolphus And His Ability To Just Keep A Straight Face In Any Scenario. Quick Thinking

Thinking about Rodolphus and his ability to just keep a straight face in any scenario. Quick thinking and never often panics. Literally thinking about him casually sipping wine with a dead straight face and no words as everyone around him gets into screaming matches about politics. He does not care. He wins the idgaf war in every scenario.

And then, there is his brother. An emotional and volatile Rabastan who would've fw ice cream on the couch on a Tuesday night while sobbing his woes out while his husband watches art restoration videos on his phone and mindlessly patting Rabastan's back. He has a tank of fish with all their names memorized and takes personal offense when anyone forgets which is which. He overthinks situations and sometimes has to step outside to take a deep breath because someone commented on how his suit looks familiar. And so very, expressive. He cannot lie for the fucking life of him.

And what if I said Barty Crouch Jr. is a natural dirty blonde who dyes his hair dark brown/black constantly to piss off his dad??

And what if I said Regulus Arcturus Black has poliosis and he tried to cover it up constantly to please his mother??

And what if I said they're boyfriends your honor

‘Bartylus is toxic because they fight all the time’ Bartylus is toxic because they never fight! They are allergic to ever bringing up their issues with one another ever! They think that therapy and baring your feelings is weak! They are terrified of upsetting the other and having them leave them that they never fucking fight!

woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic

here’s the thing: even when they’re platonic, they’re not platonic because they have never been casual about anything a day in their lives

why did I read casual and casual by chappel roan came into my mind 💀

EXACTLY. nothing about them is casual, there will always be tension, longing glances and their souls gravitating to each other

Sketch of @mothercain from class today

I had to read this poem in class yesterday and it gave me Ethel Cain vibes for some reason