(This Happened. This Is Canon.)

(This happened. This is canon.)

*12 Year Old Jason Todd coming back from patrol with Bruce and going upstairs*

Bruce: Do your homework.

12 Year Old Jason: 'Kay.

Bruce: and get some rest. You did well.

12 Year Old Jason: Okay. Goodnight dad.

Bruce: Goodni-... What did you say?

12 Year Old Jason: ... I didn't say anything. It was a mess up. I-It won't happen again, don't make a big deal out of it.

Bruce: Hm. Okay... Goodnight... Son.

12 Year Old Jason: ... You know what. Thought I liked it. It's weird.

Bruce: That's okay. Whatever you're comfortable with, and if you change your mind, that's okay too.

12 Year Old Jason: Thanks Bruce... You're better than a dad. Goodnight.

This.

Suicide prevention week

Look, not my normal post but this is important.

This month I lost someone I used to work with from suicide, and a friend of mines almost succeeded. 5 years ago my then best friend almost succeeded as well

You may think you don’t matter, you may think people will be happy without you but you’re wrong. I understand some people are in abusive situations where they are told they aren’t important, that they don’t matter. They’re lying to you. They may not care but other people you pass by, that person you have small talk with, someone cares

I have been there, I know how helpless you can feel, I understand. But I also know what it’s like to be on the other side, to see someone you care about come out of that. To know that they’re gone/you almost lost them to something you swear you could have stopped

If you are struggling I beg you to reach out, I am begging you. Please please please reach out. I know it’s hard, I know it’s scary, but you have to fight for yourself. Being alive is worth it please. Even if you have to find “stupid” things to keep going. I used my pets to push me through, that helped me personally to have someone to anchor myself to

If it is keeping you alive then it is not stupid

I know I’m rambling and no I’m not editing this. Please stay alive. Please

http://www.suicide.org/international-suicide-hotlines.html

https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

https://www.opencounseling.com/suicide-hotlines

https://www.suicidestop.com/call_a_hotline.html

I tried so fucking hard to make a Peter Parker one...

Btw this is in my math book AND I'm making a Tony Stark one.

I'm not funny at all and im ugly

i’m funnier in real life but also uglier

Loki: I'm lowkey awesome

Peter: ₒₕ! ₕᵢ ₘᵣ. ₗₒₖᵢ ₐwₑₛₒₘₑ

Loki: No that's not what I-

Peter: *confused puppy dog eyes*

Loki: -am Lowkey awesome, aren't I?

I like to think that Peter Parker, Pepper Potts Bucky Barnes would have a club called the Alliteration Association. But hear me out

It's not an extravagant club or anything. They would probably just sit down and complain about people, work and just life in general.

It's just a place to chill and relax and do whatever you want.

Pepper would obviously be the head/leader or whatever you want to call it

Bucky would probably make the food

Peter would do what Peter does best and act cute

Wade would just drop in whenever and they'd always be happy to let him in.

They'd never have a place where they'd always be in

Once they were in the vents and Clint found out and wanted to join

He said that his name was Clint Barton and B and C are consecutive (?) to eachother in the alphabet

So they let him join.

Then Natasha obviously found out so when she asked they ket her in straight away.

Her exception was that she's badass and badass has 2 's' es

Then Steve probably found out and he could join cuz

America's Ass

And Tony would have been the last one to find out

After all the other avengers and people

And they'd let him in cuz, in Peter's words

"Tony and Stark both have a T in them"

And there would always be an exception

So they changed the name from "Alliteration Association" to "Non-alliteration Association"

Cuz nobody could think of something better