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Appalachia is OLD. She is gentle. But she does NOT love you. She does not even like you. She is tolerating your presence and politely but firmly asking you to not stick your nose into her business.

hiking trails on the west coast: Begin climbing on a soft earthen trail through beautiful douglas fir-western hemlock forest for 2.5 miles along a series of switchbacks, then break from the tree cover for 1 mile of straight even trail through a stunning wildflower meadow just below the ridgeline, after which the trail makes a sharp right and continues to the summit with a further 2 miles of switchbacks. Enjoy beautiful views of the nearest dormant stratovolcano and also at least two waterfalls and a crystal-clear alpine lake along the way. Round trip: 11 miles, 3,000ft elevation gain. Difficulty: moderate :)

hiking trails on the east coast: Go 1.5 miles up. Yes, straight up. Switchbacks? What are you, a baby? Are you a little child? Fuck you. Go up. [Seasonal note: first half of trail is a running stream during mud season and a multipitch ice climbing route during winter.] Round trip: 3 miles, 1,200ft elevation gain. Difficulty: jesus christ

nah yeah this bugs me to no end, especially because it's a new thing that only really started around Gen 6. like yeah you had Blaziken in Gen 3 and Infernape in Gen 4; but in the latter case the entire line was literally primate in nature so it made sense, and in the former case its line was bipedal from the start so its third stage being humanoid wasn't too out of left field. but from Gen 6 onward almost every single starter Pokémon has a final form that is uncomfortably humanoid for no good reason. I think the only one that breaks the trend is Skeledirge. just give us the creatures again like wtf guys

listen pokemon is really cool but some of the final evos for the starters are really pushing it for pokemon. that is not a thing that eats from a bowl on the ground that cunt pays rent and goes to gay bars on the weekend

"this userbase is aging" good

me whenever anybody says that they like me/that i’m their friend

this is so fucking funny to me because I literally do not have a choice. the last book I read was the Martian. the last movie I watched? ALSO THE MARTIAN.

In the words of Mark Watney himself: "I'm pretty much fucked. That's my considered opinion. Fucked."

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