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Today on Spy Ruins The Classics (with apologies to Aristophanes):

DIONYSUS

Don't mock me, brother: on my life I am in a bad way: such fierce desire consumes me.

HERACLES

Aye, little brother? how?

DIONYSUS

I can't describe it.

But yet I'll tell you in a riddling way.

Have you e'er felt a sudden lust for soup?

HERACLES

Soup! Zeus-a-mercy, yes, ten thousand times.

DIONYSUS

Is the thing clear, or must I speak again?

HERACLES

Not of the soup: I'm clear about the soup.

DIONYSUS

Well, just that sort of pang devours my heart.

And no one shall persuade me not to go.

HERACLES

Do you mean below, to Hades?

DIONYSUS

And lower still, if there's a lower still.

HERACLES

What on earth for?

DIONYSUS

I want soup, you see.

HERACLES

What do you mean, you "want soup"?

DIONYSUS

I mean I want soup!

HERACLES

WHY ARE YOU BUYING SOUP IN HADES?!

DIONYSUS

FUCK YOU!

i made a discovery about myself

Saying “I’m back on my bullshit” is funnier when you cycle through hyperfixations at random intervals because no one knows what bullshit you’re talking about unless you’ve made it obvious before or while saying it.

just looking at this hurts my DNA

Stranger in a Strange Land

A cloaked traveler approaches the western bank of the Kultainn River and pauses a moment to take in the scenery. Ahead of them, on the eastern side of the mighty river, the ancient provincial capital of Ilesi gleams in the mid-morning sun. Ilesi's great towers have stood since long before the Aurian Empire came to these lands, and the city of the Hearth will stand for ages more. The peaks of the Southern Range loom in the distance, snowy crags partially obscured by the clouds, while a skyship drifts slowly into dock.

so Artbreeder, huh? I spent some time tinkering with it again yesterday and came out with an amazing set of landscapes, of which this one was my favorite. also, feels good to finally post something from Sphaera to the blog!