HEY I LOVE THIS SHOW!!! One Of My Short Fiction Pieces Made It To The Hidden Lore Segment Of The Kushtaka

HEY I LOVE THIS SHOW!!! one of my short fiction pieces made it to the Hidden Lore Segment of the Kushtaka episode!!! how did I not know CN had a tumblr?!

Somewhere, there are orcas. I’m in my little gray house in Ohio surrounded by the stale, staticky air of winter indoors, but somewhere there are orcas. It’s an easy fact to forget. It’s easy to shrink your world to what you can see. But thankfully, somewhere, there are orcas.

I swear to the great old ones I have never experienced such primal terror as I did when I received this text

I taught him this. I have unleashed powers beyond my control. there is no salvation, not anymore.

I wish every autistic person good luck during the holiday season. You don’t owe a hug to anyone. You don’t need to talk to everyone. It’s alright to find quieter and darker spaces if needed and if anybody gives you a hard time for showing your traits, it’s their problem and they need to be responsible. 

my players have tried yeeting a larger race.

they succeeded.

twice.

If you never have tried yeeting a smaller race have you really ever played D&D

-end of session talks

my favorite part of Earth’s evolutionary history is that sharks are older than trees.

the gulf of time between sharks and trees is literally the same as the time between T. rex and H. sapiens. evolution tinkered with sharks for about 65 million years and then fucked off to work on creating trees and dinosaurs and shit. hasn’t touched em since.

my fave thing about alligators is that evolution was just like.. “yeah that’s fine” and left them for 80 million years

Xmas with my family this year has been.... fascinating.

the cat’s been totally whacked out on The Nip for three hours.

my Christmas gift was a giant jar of peanut butter.

someone may have gifted us weed cookies? we’re not sure yet (saving them for later).

my brother and I spent ten solid minutes slapping each other with unnecessarily long Slim Jims until his broke and I shouted “YOU HAVE UNLEASHED THE MEATS,” instantaneously slaying everyone in the room.

my dad bought the dog one of those screaming chicken toys and I swear to you there is nothing more instantly dicksoftening than the reverberating noise of rubber anguish.

Chaos Reigns.