Aa Sorry! For The Monster S/o Ask, Maybe Like... Vampire S/o?

Aa sorry! For the monster s/o ask, maybe like... Vampire s/o?

🎩Black Hat🎩Ah~ A vampire! Creatures of elegance and darkness, you’re immediately hitting all the standards! He’s mildly fascinated by you, but he’s sort of seen it all so you’re not much to ogle at. But hey, it’s the aesthetic that counts!

✈️Flug✈️Well, you’re nothing he hasn’t seen before. He thinks it’s rather fascinating, and may even ask to check out a few of your abilities. Or maybe just pull something to trigger one forcefully, but still. He thinks your cool

🦎Demencia🦎

WOW, OH, WOWEE

You’re a vampire?! Those super cool beasts of the night that suck blood like the badasses they are? She is both aroused and psyched

Buni, catching up to him: Professor, can you hold something for me?

Professor Membrane: Surely!

Buni, holding his hand: Thank you!

Professor Membrane:

A reader who wants a lot of cuddles and things like that? Idk the exact word in English, I'm sorry

(Thanks for the suggestion! And don’t worry about it!)

🎩Black Hat🎩-I’ve mentioned before the guy’s a tsundere, so right away he won’t succumb to your charms of cuddling or physical affection as a whole-A kiss here and there is the most you’ll get… at first-At first he’ll reprimand you lightly for always wanting cuddles-“You’re so needy!” and such-But eventually it’ll be him who wants attention-“How dare you stare at something that isn’t me!” and will proceed to throw your phone out the window(he’ll get you a better one)-Will be clingy back at you, but will rarely show that in front of anyone else-Will slip into bed with you every night, and purposely steal you body heat(I headcanon he’s cold as a corpse)-Won’t want you to leave the bed in the morning either(TRY escaping him, it won’t be easy)-Black Hat’ll want his space too, so please respect that

✈️Flug✈️-He’s pretty shy in the beginning-The only other person who’s shown this amount of affection to him was 5.0.5, but 5.0.5’s his son so…-You’ll have to pull him out of his shell-You’ll have to start with small stuff, like short hugs, small pecks, and pats on his shoulder, then upgrade to the bigger stuff like hand holding-He’ll be more open to it at that point-Black Hat will comment to Flug that no PDA or DA is allowed in the manor-But he’ll still do it(behind his back, obviously)-Flug considers the bed a little much, but still snuggles with you(until you fall asleep so he can work on his projects)

(I hope that’s good!)

Somewhat Correct Quotes #16

Buni: Leo’s ranting to Splinter about how your conduct is very inappropriate. Somethin’ about you butt dialing him during sex.

Mikey: That was actually the sound of me eating spaghetti, but I’m gonna let him think the other thing

Somewhat Correct Quotes #17

Alice: *trips over air*

Black Hat: Haha! You’re so clumsy

*Later, when Alice isn’t around*

Black Hat, punching air: Who do you think you are?! Who tHE FUCK DO YOU THINK-