To The Guy In The Food Hall That Got 3 Slices Of Pizza With Only 4 Slices To Choose From Knowing Damn

To the guy in the food hall that got 3 slices of pizza with only 4 slices to choose from knowing damn well there was a line of people behind you: FUCK YOU FATASS HOLY SHIT 😭😭😭😭😭

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

Yall I woke up from 3 hours of sleep just now and had the WORST dream ever.

So in the dream I was Will Graham but I still went to school where I am rn and Hannibal was a professor here.

I went to his class so many times just to hang out and he always treated me so well. But then one day I just decided to fucking kill him??

So I hit him with my car IN HIS OWN CLASSROOM and then drove away. I then felt so bad that I went back to the classroom, reversed time (i THINK?) and prevented myself from killing him.

He knew everything that I had done, and had such a pained look on his face. So much sadness and betrayal. I cried and apologized and hugged him and he hugged me back, saying he understood and that I did what had to be done.

That’s all I remember clearly.

My goodness my heart yearns for my sigma

The eyes of a loser that got about 3 hours of sleep because she played the sims until nearly 4am