30 Years Is A Long Time Comin

30 years is a long time comin

i prefer stancest getting together in old age for narrative reasons but then i get really sad cuz nooo they don’t have that much longer together then :( so i have now decided they are going to live forever . not allowed to die. i’ve willed it into existence they are now immortal

tried my hand on stancest meta but tumblr ate up my draft that was a fullblown essay like the functioning app that it is, so i'm just going to post my twitter screenshots here lmao

entertaining myself too much with the idea that ford becomes a huge stan apologist after weirdmageddon. stan could set someone on fire and ford would be like "that's how he expresses himself also why are you attacking him also he's literally a hero????" and stan would absolutely notice and escalate his behavior & since ford only has the mental capacity to change once every 30 years he just doubles down

stan: (casually taking spoonfuls out of mabel's bowl of cereal)

dipper: so are we going to do something about this.

ford: idk, are you going to save the world?

Me crying about the clear similarities between Bill and Stan and their dynamics with Ford to my girlfriend

Possessive, jealous Ford is like a drug to me. I want him to be SO SO grumpy when Stan flirts with someone else. Even when they aren't together like Ford is so >:( about it. It's so good

And when they ARE together he's leaving marks <3