Concept: QuackerJack Figures Out Where Darkwing Duck Lives, But Still Doesn't Grasp That Darkwing Duck

Concept: QuackerJack figures out where Darkwing Duck lives, but still doesn't grasp that Darkwing Duck and Drake Mallard are the same person, and just keeps waiting outside the front door, hoping to catch Darkwing on the way out

QuackerJack: Excuse me, kind sir, but could you please tell me if Darkwing Duck is home?

Drake Mallard: Um, no..?

QuackerJack [walking away dejectedly]: ... You'll get him next time, Jacky, you'll get him next time...

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the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

I heard that wattpad is doing a purge of NSFW works, so I'm going to be posting some general orientation type videos and some how to's to help folks learn more about Ao3.

If you want to follow (or avoid) those posts, I'm tagging them as welcome wattpad

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.