Yuu, Standing In Mostro Lounge: Where Is Everyone?

Yuu, standing in Mostro Lounge: Where is everyone?

Azul: The Mostro Lounge is closed today I'm afraid

Yuu: That's unusual

Azul: Unfortunately we can't operate because my vice house warden decided to mistake a hallucinogenic mushroom for an edible one

Jade, slamming the door open: AZuL HOLY SHIT you won't believe this-

Azul: stare of suffering

(Pls reblog and leave a comment ❤)

I always think about how Jamil never had a normal childhood, he never really got to be a child :(

Reader in their late 20s that looks like they are 18, sent to Twisted Wonderland.

All Character Reactions (short):

*Gn Reader*

Heartslabyul:

Ace: Huhhh?? You’re as old as Crewel??? (Calls you grandma/grandpa from then on)

Deuce: M-ma’am/S-sir? Reader!? I mean Ma’am/Sir! I apologize for the disrespect! (Our boy is literally traumatized)

Cater: Yooooo! Nobody is gonna believe this! (Always wants to take pictures with you for Magicam)

Trey: Well I figured you seemed mature for your appearance, but it makes sense now. (Will bake you things and treats you with more respect)

Riddle: H-how!?? Why are attending our school at your age? Is that even legal? (Red faced. Calms down after a while and begins to put together a study plan for you so you can get ahead in your studies. Is way more respectful now)

Savanaclaw:

Ruggie: (ears flattened and shocked face) What?? Wait…you must be able to purchase good food if you’re that old. Can I come with you, senpai? Shesheeeesheee (laughs)

Leona: What’s the big deal? (Sigh) You’re all a bunch of empty-headed herbivores if you didn’t realize that when you first met them. (Yawns) Now leave me alone, you’re disrupting my nap.

Jack: (shocked face) Oh..uh..sorry for not realizing. If I offended you in any way, I’m sorry. (Rubs back of neck embarrassed) If you need anything, let me know, I’ll do my best to help.

Octavinelle:

Floyd: Wahhhhh Senpai~ (eyes sparkling and smiling) How are you so small but so old? Let’s play together! (Treats you the same, but teases you more by calling you Shrimpy Senpai and such)

Jade: My my~ to think we had such ripened wisdom among our classmates. Say, since you can drink, would you like to try this new potential menu item? It is alcoholic in nature fufufu. (Don’t try it, it’s laced. Jade tries to get you to sample legal-aged drink items and finds it amusing how you look so young and small despite your age)

Azul: How inspiring! (Fake) Would you be interested in a partnership or working at the lounge? It would be a wonderful opportunity for m-I mean you! (Surely you will need some work experience in this world considering your age and is interested in serving alcoholic drinks now that he has someone old enough to survey them)

Scarabia

Kalim: That’s so cool! You must come from an amazingly well-off family to look as young as you do! Let’s celebrate! I’ll even bring out the expensive wines that my family sent since you can drink. It’s going to be a lot of fun senpai! (Is always trying to have parties with you and get praised by you)

Jamil: Huh? (Horrified face) How can you be so irresponsible in not telling people your age? And what? You can’t cook? At your age??? (Absolutely floored that you can’t cook and takes it upon himself to teach your incompetent self, but is more so embarrassed and disappointed because he had a slight crush on you due to your maturity)

Pomefiore:

Vil: (sighs/slightly annoyed) Pota-no..miss/mr reader, what is your skincare routine? We should have tea sometime together. I’m interested in how you stay so young looking, but wait your back aches and everything hurts? (Absolutely unacceptable! Will force you to do yoga and workout with him to loosen up your body. He will also ensure you are eating correctly to maintain your youthful appearance. Takes on your development as a beautiful being like he does with Epel since your beauty is something to be preserved despite him being envious)

Rook: Merveilleux! Incroyable! Beau! Beauty and youth such as yours is surly god’s gift to the world! A wonder are your large sparkling eyes, soft skin, and shiny hair! Ah~ I am blessed to be able to be in your presence! (Secretly stalks you from afar as your contrary appearance to your age has piqued his interest. May or may not have a photo album of candid shots of your day to day activities)

Epel: What in the tarnation?? I thought of ya as my wheel-horse reader! I- (glare from Vil) I-I mean, I thought we were friends! How are you so old? You’re Crewel’s age..like you could be a teacher! (Awkward for a few weeks, but slowly starts to treat you like he did before)

Ignihyde:

Ortho: I thought that was obvious? (Shocked nobody knew) I scan everyone when I first meet them, but I thought maybe everyone already knew you know? (Giggles)

Idia: W-w-what?!?! (Turns even more pale, sweats, hair pink, the whole shebang) How am I supposed to deal with this?! Normies are one thing, but an unaging god/goddess in my midst?? 💀 That’s like the final boss! I’m not equipped with the right stats for that! (Scurries off to room to cope)

Diasomnia:

Malleus: Oya? What an interesting development. Child of man, it’s almost as if you resemble Lilia in that way. (chuckles) You are still a child by my standards, but less so of one. Let us go for a walk. I am interested in hearing your explanation for your appearance (happy dragon boy, knowing that you are closer in age made him all the more interested in pursuing a relationship with you)

Lilia: Keeheehee, is the game over little one? It seems everyone figured it out. It’s a pity, but I did enjoy watching to see if anyone would discover your secret. Oh dear, well now I’ll have to find some new form of entertainment. Perhaps we can do something together? Have you ever played an RPG before? Don’t be shy now darling, if I can play it at my age so can you~

Silver: (sleepy) You said you are how old? (Wide awake now) I’m terribly sorry for the disrespect I showed you. Please forgive my impertinence. I need more training to recognize these things it seems. (Bows and still talks to you, but treats you like he treats Lilia, as a superior and parental-like figure)

Sebek: (insert Lemongrab gif) UNACCEPTABLEEEE! HUMAN! DID YOU BELIEVE YOU COULD GET CLOSER TO WAKASAMA WITH YOUR YOUTHFUL APPEARANCE TO GET HIS GUARD DOWN?? HOW DARE YOU DECEIVE HIM?! (Full on yelling mode) Hmph! You say you look like that and it’s not your fault? (Still upset, but more pouty) I don’t yet trust you human, as I didn’t before. But know I will keep my eye on you. I will not be made a fool of. (Pouty crocodile boy because he never noticed)

Staff:

Crowley: How is this possible? The dark mirror should have an age-limit on it?? You should be expelled or put to work, but seeing as I am generous, I will allow you to stay on campus and still attend classes with Grim. (Internally sweating and not wanting the secret to leak to the press or *gasp* the police)

Crewel: Pu-! *clears throat* Reader, even if you are to remain a student, don’t think I will go easy on you or assign you any less work just because of your age. (Treats you with more respect than the other students and tutors you to help you catch up and get ahead of your peers, becomes friends with you over time)

Vargas: Ha! You have the spirit of youth in you! Let’s exercise to keep our bodies limber and no running away, the pain means you need to work out harder! (Treats you like a buddy, but doesn’t allow you to skip classes even if you are feeling like a stiff old person)

Sam: Hey there imp! I guess I can’t call you little anymore, ha! Anything you need, I’ve got it for you. I can also offer you a job if you want to make some real green~ (Treats you like an adult and is happy to bargain with you)

Ramshackle:

Grim: Mragh! (Shocked) Henchman, you should’ve told me you were that old! Well, it doesn’t matter really. It just means we can get more respect! I, The Great and Powerful Grim should show off my amazingness! Come on henchman, let’s go find those two morons! (Smiles mischievously)

My first sort of story post. 😅 I’m in my late 20s myself, so it’s sort of self-fulfilling, this post, but it was fun to make. If I ever make an OC, this will likely be one of the things about them; that they are older than the students, but look young. ☺️

who's child is this?

what if the prefect was actually a child when they were ripped from their world? ( : ౦ ‸ ౦ : ) fluff, platonic for everyone, child!gn reader, reader is mc/prefect!!!

THE STAFF would obviously be the most helpful. although crowley isn't very... educated in parenting, he tries his hardest. since (name) is no older than seven years old, crowley has nobody to push his responsibilities on so he's a tad busy. you always get handed off to one of the other staff members, or heck, even the dorm leaders. crewel is in charge of dressing you, you'll be the most fashionable child in twisted wonderland! you get to help him set up alchemy labs every so often and he'll begin teaching you everything you need to know. crewel is also the best there, he's an amazing shoulder to cry on. i mean, you are a little kid who was ripped from home and thrown into a scary, unfamiliar, twisted world. crewel will try his hardest to make you feel as at-home as possible. trein does have children of his own, so he's the best with knowing how to raise a child. he's a busy man so he'll simply help when he can and pass on useful advice to the others before he leaves. he understands you the most, even if he is kinda grumpy looking. vargas has an absolute BALL with you. taking you out during PE lessons to run around and burn off all that childish energy. he'd love to take you to a park and encourage you to climb the monkey bars. he also makes sure you know how important exercise and diet are! (of course, in a child-appropriate way. we dont need self image issues.) sam always sneaks free stuff your way. while you stock shelves, he's already picking out candy to give you. a new line of toys released and sam somehow got a few as soon as they were in stock!! know what that means? FREE TOYS!!! ∩(︶▽︶)∩

HEARTSLABYUL is a bit scary. all the twisty hallways and floating items overwhelm you, but trey can always calm you down. its the big brother in him. if you get lost in a maze, you bet he'll be there to save you. trey has a 6th sense just for you, so you feel very comfortable with him. riddle gets scary when he yells, but you can't hell but relax when he slides you another slice of tart with a smile on his face. unbirthday parties are fun! riddle also lets you hold the hedgehogs if you ask! (he wants to make you happy, he doesn't want a repeat of his childhood happening to someone else.) ace and deuce are terrible. always dragging you into their trouble and using you as a way out. when they almost blew up crewel's room, they said you accidentally added in an extra ingredient and they get off with a warning to look after you better and a suspicious look. though, ace is fun to play with and deuce is pretty fun also. playing cops and robbers has never been more intense!! cater doesn't want to expose you to social media too early on in life, but will create a second account just for you if you happen to be a kid who likes pictures and attention. cater LOVES matching outfits with you, they make for such cute pictures!!! cater is like an older brother as well; always there to listen to you if you need it.

SAVANACLAW is also scary. the big, beefy men constantly arguing and fighting scares you, and some of them don't even mind you're a literal baby compared to them?? jack saved you when a beastperson almost beat you up for tripping over their tail, and took you to the lounge. jack is your protection, he trails around behind you to make sure nobody messes with you. sees you in vargas's clas occasionally and asks if you want to run with him (even if you can't keep up). ruggie takes care of you like you're another one of the children back home. he makes sure you're happy and fed, which means he'll share his food with you. he does use you to pick dandelions though but it's totally okay because he teaches you how to cook with them! ruggie is also pretty cool, overall he teaches you a lot and makes it fun. leona thinks of you as another cheka, but jokes on him, he actually doesn't dislike cheka as much as he acts like he does. he'll let you braid his hair as long as you don't pull too hard. he forgets you're young sometimes and gets a little loud and aggressive if you accidentally step on his tail or something but he recovers quickly. also, nap times are cool because he'll show you all the nicest places to hide and nap.

OCTAVINELLE is relaxing enough. it's a calm, serene environment which is a nice break from the usual chaos of night raven. azul isn't too good with kids, but he feeds you well. you can sit in his office as he does paperwork, he'll listen to you ramble or if you really wanted him to, he could tell you a few of his own stories. azul, as much as he loves you, doesn't often babysit. he's a busy man and the tweels are ruthless. when his back is turned, floyd could literally scoop you up and run away! or jade could lure you out with candy! like a bunch of creeps with a white van! floyd likes to take you on chaotic adventures, he plays nicer with you but if you're a rowdy kid, he would love to roughhouse. he's your best friend, despite the crazy age gap. jade keeps an eye on you to make sure floyd doesn't squeeze you so hard you die. jade would love to teach you all about mushrooms and take you on a hike in the mountains, but the staff does not trust him alone in a secluded area with you. what if he feeds you whatever fungi he finds?! WHAT IF FLOYDS THERE?! their dangerous tendencies are too.. dangerous so you must be accompanied by someone else when with either of the twins.

SCARABIA is the most fun you've ever had! the super cool parties are so unique, definitely cooler than your world! kalim is your best friend 2.0, he's so nice and fun! he'll always invite you to his parties and he'll show you so much. jamil is growing gray hairs as we speak because you AND kalim!!!? kalim loves cooling off in the fountain with you, or doing really anything. you both could talk and play for hours, kalim knows exactly how to entertain kids! jamil doesn't really interact with you unless he has to, but when kalims away (sleeping or whatnot), you'll sit in silence with jamil and watch him cook or clean. he will look at you occasionally, but he won't say anything. though, jamil finds himself a little more protective over you a few months after meeting you.

POMFIORE is alright, it's fancy and reminds you of a fairy tale you've heard back in your world. vil takes it upon him to teach you manners and how to look your best. he makes sure your back in straight when you sit and you don't walk with your feet dragging. vil is surprisingly good with kids, and he absolutely loves babying you. let him wash your hair to get the dirt out, please, AND HE'LL MAKE EPEL FETCH YOU SOME APPLE SLICES. speaking of epel, he's your homie. he loves to make mud pies with you, it's often you both go play outside and get all roughed up. epel is good with keeping you entertained! when you're out with the first years, he's the one watching you carefully. rook talks your ear off. he'll find you sitting alone on campus somewhere drinking apple juice and then he'll sit next to you before talking to you all about whatever he sees fit. he teaches you basic wilderness survival skills, for whatever reason, as well as some new vocabulary. he also always knws where you are, so it's very unlikely you'll ever get lost.

IGNIHYDE is scary at first until you're greeted by a robot. with a beaming smile, he quickly takes an interest in you and becomes your best friend! ortho hasn't gotten any friends his age for a while, and although you're way younger, his childish antics fit hand in hand with yours. ortho plays all the fun, childish games you want to play like tag or hide & seek! he's also very helpful, he's constantly giving you full body scans to make sure you're in top shape and he knows how to nurse you back to health if you ever need it. idia is way too awkward around you, but it's more in a "how do i not scare this kid off" way. he doesn't really show his teeth around you to keep you from getting scared... unless you gush over his cool teeth enough. you ask to touch his hair often and he's panicking, aftaid to hurt you; you settle for ortho's hair. though, idia is actually slightly happy to watch over a kid as young as you. you remind him of ortho at that age. he definitely shows you his childhood video games.

DIASOMNIA is SO COOL!! you feel like a dark prince/ss walking through the hallways, and soon you get to meet the coolest "people" ever! malleus is enthralled to have a new friend! he knows you don't understand what hes talking about but he'll just keep talking anyways. he teaches you all about history and HIS LITTLE TOMOGACHI DRAGON!!! he asks lilia to get you one too!!! lilia is happy to have another child once again. he treats you he did to baby silver and sebek, so you can guarantee you're in... okay.. hands. it'll take some time for everyone to realize you can't spar because you're so little and inexperienced. LILIA TRIES TO COOK FOR YOU BUT LUCKILY MALLEUS IS QUICK ENOUGH TO GET YOU OUT OF THERE. sebek is always yelling at you. don't put your feet up on the chair! elbows off the table! stop crying! he doesn't stop yelling until malleus gets onto him for it, then sebek is literally kneeling down at you and malleus's feet, begging for forgiveness. sebek is terrible with kids, don't let him near you or you will cry. silver is calm, luckily. he'll love to have nap time with you, but if not, that's okay too! you know how little kids will make you sit and watch them do really bad cartwheels and stuff? yeah, he'll watch you. he might fall asleep but it's okay because he'll make it up to you by saving you once again from lilia's cooking.

GRIM gets his own category. somehow grim gets into the school as one whole student and is tasked with being your closest confidant. he follows you around and you both have the silliest playful banter ever!! grim lets you pet him when you're scared or stressed too!! he's not as cheeky and demanding because you're a little kid and he isn't stupid enough to mess with you like that. live laugh grim.

Replenish

how did your Yuu wake up in Twisted wonderland A or B (Mines was B)