Calebdeserves To Have Flowers Braided In His Hair

Caleb deserves to have flowers braided in his hair

Caleb: You love me, right, Molly? Molly: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

Caleb, to Molly: My life is in the hands of an idiot! Molly, motioning to himself and Beau: No no no no no, TWO idiots

Caleb: We need a distraction. Fjord: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Beau, whispering: My time has come

Caleb: Molly... Molly: Oh no, 'Molly' in b-flat. Molly: You're disappointed.

Caleb, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Molly: You did WHAT– Jester: William Snakepeare

*Caleb is cooking* Molly: Any chance that’s for me? Caleb: It’s for Fjord. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side. Jester: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Caleb: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Molly: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Caleb: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING JESTER WITH ME beau, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

Caleb: *unleashes incredible power and almost desintegrates a demon ghost*

Also Caleb: *immediately cowers behind a rock afterwards*

banana

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

So, question, would anyone like to see a talentswap fic series? I have one in the works, and im thinking about making an ao3 account so :p 

I made the cake! it was very good :)

Chihiro: Taka, I'm sad. Taka: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Junko: Kyoko, I'm sad. Kyoko, nodding: mood.

Taka: Why are your tongues purple? Junko: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Kyoko: I had a red one. Taka: oh Taka: Taka: OH Chihiro: Chihiro: You drank each other's slushies?

Taka: Good morning. Chihiro: Good morning. Yasuhiro: Good morning. Kyoko: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Maki: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

Sayaka: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Taka: Rude. Junko: That’s fair. Kyoko: Not again. Maki: Are you going to want this back?

  Taka: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Chihiro: ... Your what? Taka: My friends. Sayaka: Are they saying “friends”? Leon: I think they're being sarcastic. Aoi: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Taka! All of your friends are in this room. Taka: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

Taka: Favorite horror movie? Chihiro: It Junko: Saw Kyoko: Annabelle Maki: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

Oh my god these bitches gay! good for them, good for them.

Himiko: I shall cast a spell to make you have a great day! Korekiyo: Burn the witch.

Aoi: What did you do for Valentine's Day? Kyoko: Oh, the usual. Taka, Kirumi and I went to the nearest drugstore and bought up all the Valentine's day cards and then watched all the forgetful husbands panic. Aoi: Kyoko: Sibling bonding.

Junko: guys we are the livestock of trees; they feed us and give us air knowing we will die soon! Tenko: I am going to cry. Kaito: I am so sorry but this is probably true. Plants co evolved to reward us for cultivating and propagating them. its called exorphin theory, and plants are pretty much using us. That's why humans show nearly every sign of species domestication.  Kokichi: They are our supreme overlords and i accept this completely. 

Fuyuhiko: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! Hajime: Really? Name one law. Fuyuhiko: Don't kill people? Hajime: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

Korekiyo: What’s in the suitcase? Maki: Vodka! Kirumi: You brought an entire suitcase of Vodka?! Maki: Of course not. I brought mixers as well, Im not a savage.