YALL HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I ADORE THIS MAN

This PATHETIC, SOPPING WET, NERD ASS MAN

Bro is a hopeless romantic, a theater kid, cannot swim, and he wears PLAID

I just can’t resist his stupid nerd swag

He wants SO BADLY to be one of The Boys, but let’s be honest, he’s a girl’s guy. He is so sweet and he is mushier than mozzarella

Not to mention, he is canonically a short king, he stands at the same height or shorter than ALL OF THE THEA SISTERS (not that heights are kept that consistent anyway but c’est la vie)

He is everything to me which explains why I have made like 16 fanfics all about him

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soda-gremlin

1 year ago

One of my major pet peeves with Jekyll & Hyde adaptations is that they always give Hyde the Hulk-treatment by turning him into this large, monstrous creature when in the book he actually becomes smaller and younger after his transformation?! No, for real, he SHRINKS. And he's not exactly monstrous or ugly; his vibes are just rotten. People tend to describe an encounter with him as "I cannot put my finger on it but something was just OFF about this guy." Vibe check failed. Imagine this mellow, middle-aged, dad-bod gentleman suddenly turning into a nasty frat boy who just automatically evokes a flight-or-fight response in you. Like, you just take one look and instinctively go "Ew, he looks like a terrifying asshole, I want to deck him in the face." That's Edward Hyde.

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OMG THANK GOD SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

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soda-gremlin

1 year ago

Okay but can we talk about the implication in Dance Challenge that Shen had made, edited, and polished a whole soundtrack of wave sounds

Using CRAIG’S SNORING