BRO ALMOST GUESSED MY AGE

BRO ALMOST GUESSED MY AGE

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

you're so cool! thanks for liking my stuff (:

(saturn from @saturn-in-retrograde7)

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*Bluey theme song faintly playing from the lounge room*

*pattering of feet*

*me sliding out of the hallway and jumping onto the couch*

*three kids squealing*

"BLUEY!"

livin the life aint ya? spotify ads will be the death of me

WE NEED TO KILL HIM

*Hesh and Kit on a mission, about to go into a room full of Feds*

Kit: Hey let's do "get help".

Hesh: What?

Kit: "Get help".

Hesh: No.

Kit: C'mon you love it.

Hesh: I hate it.

Kit: It's great. It works every time.

Hesh: It's humiliating.

Kit: Do you have a better plan?

Hesh: No.

Kit: We're doing it.

Hesh: We are not doing "get help".

*Kit bursts through the door, Hesh leaning heavily on its shoulder.*

Kit: GET HELP! PLEASE! MY FRIEND'S DYING! GET HELP!

*Feds confused.*

*Kit throws Hesh with all their strength.*

Kit: Help him👹👹👹

*Hesh lands on top of the Feds, crushing them.*

Kit: Ahh, classic.

Hesh, standing up: Ugh, still hate it. It's humiliating.

Kit: Eh, not for me it's not.

once we were doing a general knowledge quiz that one of the teachers put together because it was the end of term

one of the questions was "where is the scapula located"

my group had no fucking idea bc i only knew abt animals and disney, and the rest of the group put together their three braincells for a few questions

the "Correct" answer was knee

i repeat

the teacher who had put the quiz together said that the scapula was located in the knee

lots of outraged shouting from students ensued

Hey guys, I'm bored, talk to me or something