Ugly?! Gunther Pulls Off A One-piece Better Than Most Women. Now, I Totally Imagine Him Going Full In

Ugly?! Gunther pulls off a one-piece better than most women. Now, I totally imagine him going full in Forrest, and just wearing dresses because he looks so damn fine in them. ...must... draw...!!!

mom: that’s cute me, refusing to scroll up: no it’s not  mom: well from the swimsuit down, it is. i realize this is some ugly man

I was watching The Great British Baking Show with my mom, and we got to thinking- imagine a meth/crack making competition, held in a glass tent in scenic pasture. Each week, there would be different themes: crack scuptures, meth flavors... A panel of expert drug addicts would be the judges, and say things like, "Yeah, I agree, there's a strong aftertaste- I think you used a little too much laxative to cut this batch, Jerry. *pulls out a gun* Now give me fucking all of it!" I would watch the ever-loving hell out of that.

I had the morbs, but this, chuckaboo, is beer and skittles. If you could see my gigglemug now... Bang up the elephant, I say!

“Got the morbs” should be a thing.

Valla. Go away, rest of the world. Leave me with music, madness, and lakes in the sky.

Reblog this with where you would live in the Fire Emblem games

When your ship will never be canon but you don’t care