You Know How In Totk Ganondorf Is Captured Underneath The Castle (?) Somewhere, Basically Just Bones

you know how in totk ganondorf is captured underneath the castle (?) somewhere, basically just bones & shit, this is how it feels to come back to this account after 6? years? yeah

there needs to be a gameshow where men get milked on all fours and pant and moan for the audience

“Rock and roll is such a macho genre”

rock music:

a guy named John Begay. is hanged for being accused of """sodomy""". how much more subtle can this writing get, c'mon.

puppy hypnosis confusion induction where i keep pretending the throw the ball until you get too tired from running around and curl up next to me