*When Youre Just Thrown Fanfic Prompts*

*When you’re just thrown fanfic prompts*

amy: slappy please don't throw sara's painting into the pool

slappy: *throws it in*

slappy: aesthetic

Every goosebumps protagonist ever: omg it’s a talking dummy

Slappy internally: * no shit Sherlock*

Slappy actually: HA! HA! HA! Youre all my slaves!

Mary-Ellen: *swoons*

Master,love is many things..but thinking about her means you like her not full on love

Then again what do I know

Hey slappy if you love Amy are you thinking about her

UH, that’s kinda what love is about DOLT

and… I DON’T “LOVE” HER………

I have found the blessing

This is possibly the best thing I have ever seen.

I’m not creepy I promise.

what name suits me better Slave #2 or something you come up with oh wise and master slappy

Hmmmm how’s about… Obsessed Internet Slave #12?

I’ve got a lot of internet weirdos knockin’ on my proverbial internet door askin’ to be my slave, kiddo!

*you lay down to fall asleep and turn off your light,as you curl up you hear a raspy voice* what Mary-Ellen wants MARY - ELLEN GETS..

Mary Ellen: *takes deep breath* Mary Ellen: I lo- Anyone who has spent 5 seconds around her ever: yes, you love Slappy, we know, you love Slappy so much, he’s the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love Slappy so much, we KNOW, you love Slappy, you fucking love Slappy ok we know , we get it , YOU LOVE SLAPPY. WE GET IT.