I Promise Im Not Creepy,I Swear.

I promise I’m not creepy,I swear.

I have found the blessing

This is possibly the best thing I have ever seen.

- don’t go to London unattended,you may find out you’re the lost prince and princess and die.

- don’t take shit from strangers. EVEN IF THEY SEEM NICE.

- don’t go snooping around your basement,you may find a vampire

- if a doll and or dummy comes with a peice of paper, refer to step 3 but if you have one with paper. DONT. FUCKING. READ. IT.

Things Goosebumps Had Taught Me (Please Add On)

- Never be 12 - Don’t buy things from antique stores - Don’t own dolls (or dummies for that matter) - Don’t get a new house - Never be home alone - Never go to camps or boarding school - If you see a ghost, stay the h*ck away from it - Don’t take stuff that isn’t fucking yours - Stay out of any forests - Don’t even look at the ocean

The biggest surprise of your life

Part 2 of the 3 part slappy and Amy series

For: @askslappy

October 28,2003: The Kramer household was a buzz with planning Amy’s 18th birthday party. It was a fairly warm Saturday for the end of October. The sun light bathed through the open window of Amy’s room as she got ready for her party. She put on a shirt black dress that flared out just below her knees and black combat boots. Amy smiled as she twirled around in front of her mirror.

“ wow I look good”

She thought as she stopped to put on a black choker and brush out her hair. The only thing missing was the snide remarks of slappy. The last thing he said to her was; “ I’ll be back with a surprise for you on your 18th birthday,see ya doll face! HA! HA! HA!” And just like that he was gone. But that was 2 years ago,she was 16 then and it was Christmas eve. Now it was 2 years later and on her 18th birthday.

“I hope it’s not world domination or something like that. I just don’t understand why he left like that..oh well”

She thought aloud as she walked out of her door and down the hall. She was greeted at the den with balloons on the ceiling and a happy birthday banner over the fireplace. A note was on the kitchen,it read; dear Amy, we went out to get a few more things for your party. See you later tonight for the party. Happy birthday! Love, mom,dad and Jed.

Amy smiled and went to the kitchen to make herself some breakfast,as she made some toast she couldn’t help but think of what slappy was going to give her. She really hoped it wasn’t anything evil. As she finished her toast,the doorbell rang. She opened the door to find a young boy about her age with familiar orange brown hair and piercing green eyes. She looked up at him.

“ do I...know you?

She asked,cocking her head to one side as the boy laughed in an oh so familiar laugh that brought chills down her spine. And gasped as she stepped backwards.

“ s-slappy? H-how?

Slappy smirked as he walked in. Looking around.

“In the flesh,doll face”

He said as he cackled again. Amy didn’t know weather to hug him or slap him. She wouldn’t admit it but it was nice to have him around. Even though he was rude and crude and well evil,he was nice when he wanted to be. It was lonely with out him and Amy was glad to have him back. He was fairly tall and had a really charming look to him,his smile was a Knock out. She blushed and turned her head quickly so he wouldn’t noticed. She laughed alittle.

“ you’re a human,you can wear any clothes you want. Yet you still wear that tacky suit?”

She teased as she notice his expression grow dark and he started to grumble. He looked at her with a sharp expression. But a blush was very visable on his face.

“ I can wear what I want,slave! I mean Amy! Argh! I happen to like this suit,you could say I was practically born in it. So..HA!

He busted through the door as he said that,still grumbling as he plopped down on the Kramer family den couch. Amy could notice how fascinated he was with being a human. He’s look at his fingers in awe and would stare at himself for hours in the mirror. Amy giggled as she sat next to him.

“ well, I think this is a great time to catch up. Don’t you think?

Slappy looked up at her,nodding slowly. He watched her facial features and expressions. His mind wanders around the thought of his good growing up treated her. She was very beautiful,her shiny brown hair hit the time of her shoulders and fluffed out alittle as her light blue darted around. He found himself smiling.

“ sure,what do you want to know?

To be continued....

{ I may make more parts to this. I’m actually super proud of this.

Master,love is many things..but thinking about her means you like her not full on love

Then again what do I know

Hey slappy if you love Amy are you thinking about her

UH, that’s kinda what love is about DOLT

and… I DON’T “LOVE” HER………

I’m glad you liked it. I will listen to you’re critics. Sorry about her age Idk how old she is but Ill up the age. But I’m glad you some what liked it

*fanfic slave does a dance*

(so I may or may not have put Amy in this part one of a three part fanfic) was that acceptable?

Hmm… it was OKAY

I have some critiques:

Amy is much older than 16 these days and I sure as hell ain’t gonna be with her when she’s a minor (I’ve learned my lesson, heh)

My eyes are GREEN, not blue

OTHER THAN THAT, not too bad, slave