Yesterday I Felt The Urge To Eat A Chilli So I Got One Out Of The Can And Took A Fat Bite
Yesterday I felt the urge to eat a chilli so I got one out of the can and took a fat bite
Then I realised they’re way spicier that I thought they’d be
And sat there in pain and regret wishing I had milk
Now I wanna eat a chilli again to see if my chilli tolerance has increased
Why do I torture myself this way?
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