Heh Heh, Guess Who's Got A Therapy Appointment Tomorrow With Da Ones Therapist?!

Heh heh, guess who's got a therapy appointment tomorrow with da ones therapist?!

THIS GUY!

Also might be getting psych evaluated (Idk if that's the correct term) the day after so that's cool.

Mlp mer-pony oc concept

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

Beauty and the Beast au is wonderful and perfect for bowuigi, but now im thinking about, like, the other Disney princesses. LIKE CINDERELLA.

So, like, its like, Bowser is hosting a birthday party for jr or smth (I could flesh this out later if I wanted too) and Peach and Mario and Luigi are invited because every one from every kingdom is invited to celebrate jrs squishy face. So peach helps luigi get dressed up cause they're besties 💅🏻 and MARIO IS NOT AN ASSHOLE STOP IT 🗞

So, they go to the party and bowser and luigi meet up and dance and kinda just hang out and chill, something happens idk, and luigi has to leave quickly

Glass slipper comes off

and because luigi was all dressed up bowser couldn't tell that it was him and so he has his turtle team go and find who fits the slipper, they find luigi and peach confirms it was him that night (best wing woman) yadda yadda yadda

Then they kiss and get married, The End 💜

Goodnight children, go to bed or smth

Please, just a crumb of fluff... Please

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