These Bitches At School Cough So Loud

these bitches at school cough so loud

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TOJI HELLODKDJD

do you think you could do the "my ex just texted me" (not prank) with gojo, geto and toji? fluff or smut is fine thank you 🙏🏻

REACTION TO “MY EX JUST TEXTED ME”

— Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru & Fushiguro Toji x f!reader

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GOJO SATORU:

You're lying between Satoru's thighs, your head on his huge chest when your phone's vibration alerts you to a new incoming message.

You giggle when you jingle your head against your boyfriend's chest, "my ex just texted me" you tell him. Satoru wraps his arms around your waist and pulls you tighter towards him, his chin resting against your head, "the one with the dumb face or just the dumb one?" he asks kissing your head. "The dumb one. He asked me if we could go out for a drink" you confess, turning around to watch his reaction.

You know his brain is processing something when he smirks, "tell him yes. Then I'll show up on the date" he murmurs leaning his forehead against yours, "it's time for the idiot to realize that you're not his anymore and then that I' m better than him" he chuckles turning back to look at his phone.

Of course you texted back no, you can't just send Gojo to show off in town.

GETO SUGURU:

"What's with that face" Suguru asks sitting next to you on the couch, "my ex just texted me" you look at his face as you give him the answer.

His eyebrows furrow, "what does he want?" he asks calmly pulling you to him, his arm on your shoulders, "just to see each other to talk" you tell kissing him on the cheek.

His answer catches you off guard, "if you want to go there you're free to do so" he says making you the most beautiful smile. You block the phone before putting it aside and climbing on his lap, "why would I want to go out with him when I have you" you murmur wrapping your arms around his neck.

Suguru grips your waist with one hand while with the other he holds your face, he leaves open-mouthed kisses along your neck making you feel shivers all along your back, "that's my girl, that's just what I wanted to hear you say" he whispers biting your earlobe.

TOJI FUSHIGURO:

It's still early when your phone notifies you of a message waking you up.

Your husband Toji's arm wrapped around you, holding you close to his chest, "who the fuck is it?" he mumbles in a husky voice, his grip becomes tighter around you as he sinks his face into your hair.

"My ex just texted me" you whisper rubbing your eyes, "okay" he replies without taking too much notice of your words.

"Wait, what the fuck did you say?" he grunts pulling himself up, his strained face looks ready to explode, "what the fuck does he want? Doesn't he know you're married" he asks taking your phone out of your hand.

*let's meet for coffee. I miss you*

Toji reads the display before laughing and setting it down on the nightstand, "desperate" he mutters climbing on top of you, "since we're up, let's continue with yesterday's rounds" he smirks before pinning your wrists above your head and pushing into you, catching you off guard.

It's not long before the room fills with your moans, "Toji fuck, s-so good" you groan when he pushes his hips faster. A buzz though makes you frown, "what was that?" you ask trying to lift yourself off the mattress.

"Nothing babe, I just thought if he heard you moaning my name maybe he'd realize how desperate he was" he says picking up your phone which was on a telephone link with your ex, "see, he's so desperate he's listening us fuck" he smirks before turning the call off and throwing the phone on the other side of the bed, "no interruptions now" he whispers going back to stretching your pretty cunt.

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JJK Timeline

Birthdays:

1930/1931 - ogami is born 1942 - gakuganji is born 1946/1947 - naobito is born 1956/1957 - awasaka is born dec 31 1970s - toji is born 1971 - yaga is born 1974/1975 - kuroi is born early 1980's - yuki is born 1982 - higuruma is born 1982/1983 - takaba is born mid-1980s - mei mei is born feb 18 1987 - utahime is born nov 7 1989 - shoko is born dec 7 1989 - gojo is born 1990 - naoya is born 1990 - haibara is born feb 3 1990 - geto is born jul 3 1990 - nanami is born april 20 1991 - ijichi is born 1992 - riko is born 1995 - saori is born 1996/1997 - ino is born late 1990s - takada is born june 5 2000 - kamo is born july 7 2000 - momo is born sep 23 2000 - todo is born 2001 - rika is born 2001 - junpei is born mar 5 2001 - panda is born mar 7 2001 - yuta is born april 4 2001 - miwa is born autumn 2001  - tsumiki is born october 4 2001 - mechamaru is born oct 23 2001 - toge is born 2002 - sasaki is born 2002 - iguchi is born jan 20 2002 - maki and mai are born summer 2002 - arata is born aug 7 2002 - nobara is born late 2002/early 2003 - fumi is born late 2002/early 2003 - yuko is born dec 22 2002 - megumi is born mar 20 2003 - yuji is born

1990s:

toji leaves the zen'in clan/meets kid gojo

2000's:

after dec 22 2002 - megumi's mom dies, toji is unstable 2004 - toji becomes an unreliable parent (most probably around this time)

megumi is one years old

2005 - shoko, gojo, geto are first-years

gojo and geto are the strongest

early 2006 - toji leaves with mamaguro (most probably)

megumi is three

tsumiki is four

August 2006 - star plasma vessel!!! riko dies :/

gojo, shoko, geto are 16 turning 17

toji is around 30 and dies

2006/2007 - yuki meets with geto August 2007 - geto defects like a fucking loser

gojo, shoko, geto are 17 turning 18

2008/2009 - yuki meets todo spring 2009 - nobara and fumi become friends

nobara is six

summer 2009 - nobara meets saori

nobara is seven

saori is 14

summer 2009 - satoru finds megumi and tsumiki

megumi is six turning seven

tsumiki is seven turning eight

gojo, shoko are 19 turning 20

dec 2009 - end of their fifth year at jujutsu tech

shoko, gojo are 20

2010’s

early 2010 (winter) - saori leaves

nobara is seven

2012 - yuta curses rika sometime 2016 - nanami calls gojo/becomes a sorcerer again (probably) november 2016 - rika stuffs yuuta's bullies in a locker

spring-summer 2017 - tsumiki is cursed

megumi is 14 turning 15

tsumiki is 15 turning 16

spring/summer 2017 - maki, panda, and inumaki are students at tokyo jujutsu tech (most likely) sometime later - yuta is recruited (probably) september 2017 - sister exchange event (probably) dec 24 2017 - suguru dies/night parade

kenjaku obtains suguru's body

(after parade) kirara and hakari leave

mid-january 2018 - yuta goes overseas (probably) june 2018 - itadori eats sukuna two weeks later - nobara becomes a student

leaves fumi and village

nobara is 15

two weeks after that - itadori dies a little bit after that - itadori meets nanami/junpei arc august 7 2018 - nobara turns 16 sometime september 2018 - 2018 exchange event

itadori comes back

kyoto tries to assassinate him

a day or two(?) after: baseball!

later in september or early october 2018 idk - yasohachi bridge arc

eso and kechizu die

october 19 2018 - mechamaru dies

oct 31 2018, evening - shibuya

nobara "dies"

ijichi is injured by haruta

mei mei and ui ui escape

jogo (by sukuna), hanami (by gojo), and dagon (by toji) are exorcised

sukuna's rampage

megumi releases mahoraga

sukuna exorcises mahoraga

mahito is taken in by kenjaku

choso realises itadori is his brother after almost killing him

todo's hand is cut off

inumaki loses his left arm

nanami dies

maki burns/unconscious

naobito burns

toji is resurrected by ogami

toji kills ogami and her grandson

toji's suicide

gojo is sealed

yuji yells out that gojo is sealed

itafushi vs awasaka

awasaka dies

ino vs ogami and her grandson

nobara vs haruta

maki, naobito, nanami, megumi vs dagon

megumi vs toji

sukuna is awakened

uraume meets sukuna

haruta dies

miminana dies

yuji and todo vs mahito

yuki makes her appearance

jujutsu sorcerers and choso vs kenjaku and uraume

tsumiki wakes up

mechamaru is extra dead (these events are out of order sorry)

between oct 31 and nov 8 -

naobito dies

yaga dies

nov 8 2018 - itadori is found and killed, wakes up later in the day nov 9 2018 - they all head to jujutsu tech & meet w tengen nov 10 2018, afternoon - itafushi meets hakirara nov 11 2018, ~00:00~ - hakirara are recruited nov 12 2018, noon - hakari, itafushi, and panda join culling game colonies

itadori meets higuruma

megumi fights reggie

yuuta vs uro takako vs ishigoori riyuu

maki annihilates zen'in clan

nov 19 2018 - culling game officially begins Currently in Manga:

Itadori is 15 Fushiguro is 15, turning 16 Nobara is 16 Maki is 16 Mai is 16 Tsumiki is 16, turning 17 Miwa is 17 Mechamaru is 17 Inumaki is 17 Okkotsu is 17 Panda is 17 Kamo is 18 Momo is 18 Todo is 18 Saori is 23 Nanami is 27 Geto would’ve been 28 Gojo is 28, turning 29 Shoko is 29 Utahime is 31 Mei Mei is in her mid-30s Higuruma is 36 Yuki is in her mid/late 30’s Toji would’ve been in his 40’s

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