That One Bitch From Doctors Excuse

That one bitch from Doctor’s Excuse

Tie ur shoes cunt

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I wouldn’t post again either if I embarrassed myself that badly lol

5 things your character can't do while speaking

Choke. Just think about it, seriously. Think about what choking is and imagine speaking while it’s happening. That would fuckin’ hurt, man.

Hiss. Look, it’s just not possible, okay? No matter how “evil” you want your character to seem.

Snarl. Animals snarls. The Beast from Beauty and the Beast snarls. The Hulk snarls. You know who doesn’t snarl? PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE SPEAKING.

Shriek. Come on, 99% of the time, “shriek” is not the word you want.Let’s face it: if you put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence, your reader gets the picture. Don’t bring to mind banshees and screaming toddlers.

Sneer. I’m not even going to bother explaining this one. “SNEER” ISN’T EVEN A SOUND.

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Art by @/Orokanacloud from Instagram!!

I asked a fellow artist for a commission of the two main characters from my modern reimagine of the old Dracula story; Blake Warren and Vladislav Tepes!

In which Dracula is a Cardiothoracic surgeon working at the East Key’s Memorial hospital in remote yet homey lakeside city of Weschler, Pennsylvania. The elderly vampire has fallen smitten for a just recently transferred Neurological Resident who seems to be able to find and endless list of reasons they can’t be together; Strangely enough, Vlad being the king of all vampires doesn’t happen to be one of those excuses.

Stay tuned for Doctor’s Excuse, a story that will probably never actually get published lol

I wanted to stomp Shadow Weaver’s fucking teeth out ngl, maybe split her skull. She’s the only really interesting reaction I’ve ever hand lmao.

@ selfshippers what was your honest first impression of your main f/o