
Hoard of your resident sarcastic ace friend. Somewhere between 25 and 250. Asexual/Demisexual, Cis, She/Her/Hers. Posts a lot about: D&D, language learning, LGBT+ content, social justice, and fiber arts. Also cats and books.
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When Adam Bit The Apple He Did It Because He Trusted Eve. Because He Loved Her. Adam Bit Into The Apple
When Adam bit the apple he did it because he trusted Eve. Because he loved her. Adam bit into the apple because the woman he loved told him to, no matter what God said. No matter the rules of heaven. What’s heaven to a woman’s love anyway? What’s God to your wife? The first sins of humanity, were trusting others. Eve trusted a snake, Adam trusted Eve, and I trust you. Maybe that’s a sin, just like the first couple. Maybe everyone’s right about us and we’re sinners and we offend God. But like I said, what’s God to a woman’s love anyway? What has heaven got that I can’t find sitting next to you on a cool autumn morning?
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american leftists seem extremely focused on anti imperialism (good) but rarely- if at all- discuss decolonization in their own fucking country, despite acknowledging that it is a settler colonial state.
🇳🇴Hi there cool kids who are learning Norwegian!!🇳🇴
Just stopping by to let you know you should listen to Gabrielle’s new album klipp meg i ti og lim meg sammen (“cut me in ten (pieces) and glue me together”)


(“sunshine in a spotless mind” & “things like ilu“)
These two songs are my personal favourites but you should listen to the entire thing:)
She sings in the Bergen dialect, so it’s also a great way to get accustomed to the different ways of speaking Norwegian. Bergen is the second largest city so it’s pretty likely that you’ll bump into a bergenser if you visit Norway;)
I have the screenshot!

Wait, wait, wait. What exactly does Woljif say about Lann/FemMC romance??? I've romanced Lann and I've never seen those comments. I'M BEGGING YOU, QUENCH THIS THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE
I don’t have the screenshot on hand, but Woljif’s talking to Daeran iirc and saying that he sees how the Commander could fall for someone as muscular as Lann, and lamenting that he doesn’t know how anyone could fall for someone as scrawny as him. Daeran tells him that he should consider himself lithe or slender instead of scrawny, because more people find that attractive (Daeran even says that when he describes Woljif as lithe he’s immediately more attracted to him). Basically, it’s Woljif talking about how hot Lann is, under the guise of saying he himself is unattractive.