
Hoard of your resident sarcastic ace friend. Somewhere between 25 and 250. Asexual/Demisexual, Cis, She/Her/Hers. Posts a lot about: D&D, language learning, LGBT+ content, social justice, and fiber arts. Also cats and books.
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Cleaning With ADHD Is A Nightmare. Its An Endless Cycle Of Finding A Half-finished Chore And Stopping
cleaning with ADHD is a nightmare. it’s an endless cycle of finding a half-finished chore and stopping the one you were already working on, then remembering that something else needs to be done and getting started on that, then finding half-finished chore and
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More Posts from Sarcasticacefriend
honestly the top tip i can give to any beginner knitter is to just ignore all the supposed ‘skill levels’ something takes.
sure, you might not want your first project to be complex cables or ornate lace or complicated color work, but if you want to make a thing then make it. use youtube and learn the new stitches. ask your local knitting group for help if you need it.
your knitting ability will increase a lot faster if you ignore what you’re supposed to be doing and start picking patterns by how appealing they are to you.
Please, I implore you, do not be intimidated by sewing.
If you try to make a thing and it turns out bad then it’s ok, you learned stuff by doing that. I see so many people say they want to sew stuff but are scared of screwing up, but it’s nothing to be afraid of!! Find some cheap thrift store fabric or secondhand clothes to cut up if you’re worried about wasting costly materials, but please just try sewing the things you want to!
Hyrule Warriors Scarf Pattern
If you saw the Hyrule Warriors trailer and had covetous feelings about Link’s scarf, then this is the knitting pattern for you! See my finished result here.

Materials:
(MC) 4 skeins of sport weight I Love This Yarn in Bright Blue
(CC1) 1 skein of sport weight I Love This Yarn in Red
(CC2) 1 skein of sport weight I Love This Yarn in Sun Yellow
Size US 3 16” circular knitting needles
NOTE: When switching from one color to another, I highly recommend you use the jogless stripe technique. You can find out how to do this in this video.
Pattern:
With CC1, CO 102 stitches. Work in St st for 12 rounds.
Switch to MC and work St st for 12 rounds.
Switch to CC1 and work St st for 6 rounds.
Switch to MC and work St st until scarf is about 69” long (or desired length) from CO edge.
Switch to CC1 and work 6 rounds of St st.
Switch to MC and work 12 rounds of St st.
Switch to CC1 and work 12 rounds of St st. Cast off.
Using both CC1 and CC2, duplicate stitch the Hylian crest pattern onto both ends of the scarf, placing it 6 rounds above each second red stripe. Before stitching a second Hylian crest, make sure that you have flattened the scarf in such a way that you can see the two crests will be aligned. Sew each end of the scarf shut, and add red fringe if desired.

The extremely detailed OC ask meme
Send me a number and an OC and I’ll answer!
The Basics
1. Age, Birthday, Star Sign
2. Gender Identity
3. Orientation and Relationship status (single, taken (by who?), crush (on who?))
4. Race and Ethnicity
5. Height and Body type
6. Headcanon VA
7. Occupation
8. Weapon of Choice(?)
9. Hometown and current residence
10. Do they have any markings, piercings or scars?
11. Do they have any notable features, like horns, tails, or so on?
12. Own any pets?
13. Have any kids?
14. Can they cook? Can they bake?
15. Can they sing? Can they dance?
16. Can they drive?
17 Can they fight?
18. Have any special keepsakes?
Interests
19. Hobbies
20. Clothing/Aesthetic
21. Fave food(s) and drink(s)
22. Fave Color
23. Fave Genre
24. Fave Season
25. City or Country?
26. Guilty Pleasure
Storytime
27. What’s their family like? Who’s in it? What’s their relationship with them?
28. Are they literate? Did they go to school? How long? What level?
29. What was childhood like?
30. What was adolescence like?
31. What’s their current main conflict?
32. What steps have they taken to overcome this conflict?
33. How have they changed over time?
For Fun
34. What’s their room look like right now?
35. What are they like as a friend?
36. What are they like as a partner?
37. Do they have any phobias?
38. Did/do they go anywhere special for vacations?
39. Your character walks into a cafe. What do they order?
40. What time do they go to bed, usually?
41. What’s their morning routine like?
42. What’s the dumbest thing your character’s done?
43. What pokemon would your character be (if they’re already a pokemon/gijinka tell us what they are, and how that’s affected them)?
44. What’s their pokemon team? Try to pick all 6.
45. Theme song (and a playlist if you’ve got it!)
46. If this character was in a musical, what would their motif be (what kind of instruments do you hear, what’s the tempo, ect).
The Deep Lore™
47. What was this character’s biggest turning point in their life, something that changed them almost completely?
48. What was their lowest point? What was their highest point?
49. What are some themes tied to your character’s story?
50. What are some motifs associated with your character?
51. What were some inspirations for your character (people, movies, games)?
52. How are you and your character the same? How are you different?
53. Expectations vs Reality: what did you expect and what did you get with this character?
54. What does your character want, and what do they need?
55. What’s your character’s core trait? What’s their best trait? What’s their worst trait? When happens when these all interact with each other?
56. What’s your overall goal with this character? Will they get a happy ending or will they succumb to their faults?
things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever
change the color used to highlight text on your laptop
move the pictures on your wall
stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all
slightly vary your commute, even just by one street
change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed
drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real
shower with the lights off, without music
buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room
start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing
wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night
listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015