
Hoard of your resident sarcastic ace friend. Somewhere between 25 and 250. Asexual/Demisexual, Cis, She/Her/Hers. Posts a lot about: D&D, language learning, LGBT+ content, social justice, and fiber arts. Also cats and books.
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Im Bored Im Bored Im Bored Of Elves Being Just White Humans Who Are All Conventionally Attractive And
I’m bored I’m bored I’m bored of elves being just white humans who are all conventionally attractive and hairless!!! This is a whole separate species of creature who can sometimes reach 8 ft in height!!! Described as eerily beautiful but also often frightful to look upon, their eyes GLOW like jesus christ draw elves as the slightly-too-long slightly-too-strange cryptids that they deserve to be!! Acknowledge Beren and Aragorn as the lowkey monsterfuckers they are!!!!
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you should never date someone for the sake of dating someone. you should be good friends, if not best friends with your partner. if you cant go to your partner for personal advice, if youre afraid to call your partner out on something, if you cant laugh and have fun with your partner, or if your conversations are only ever performative affection, you don’t have a good relationship


Worth the wait! Clear oxfords to wear with my knitted socks!!
The extremely detailed OC ask meme
Send me a number and an OC and I’ll answer!
The Basics
1. Age, Birthday, Star Sign
2. Gender Identity
3. Orientation and Relationship status (single, taken (by who?), crush (on who?))
4. Race and Ethnicity
5. Height and Body type
6. Headcanon VA
7. Occupation
8. Weapon of Choice(?)
9. Hometown and current residence
10. Do they have any markings, piercings or scars?
11. Do they have any notable features, like horns, tails, or so on?
12. Own any pets?
13. Have any kids?
14. Can they cook? Can they bake?
15. Can they sing? Can they dance?
16. Can they drive?
17 Can they fight?
18. Have any special keepsakes?
Interests
19. Hobbies
20. Clothing/Aesthetic
21. Fave food(s) and drink(s)
22. Fave Color
23. Fave Genre
24. Fave Season
25. City or Country?
26. Guilty Pleasure
Storytime
27. What’s their family like? Who’s in it? What’s their relationship with them?
28. Are they literate? Did they go to school? How long? What level?
29. What was childhood like?
30. What was adolescence like?
31. What’s their current main conflict?
32. What steps have they taken to overcome this conflict?
33. How have they changed over time?
For Fun
34. What’s their room look like right now?
35. What are they like as a friend?
36. What are they like as a partner?
37. Do they have any phobias?
38. Did/do they go anywhere special for vacations?
39. Your character walks into a cafe. What do they order?
40. What time do they go to bed, usually?
41. What’s their morning routine like?
42. What’s the dumbest thing your character’s done?
43. What pokemon would your character be (if they’re already a pokemon/gijinka tell us what they are, and how that’s affected them)?
44. What’s their pokemon team? Try to pick all 6.
45. Theme song (and a playlist if you’ve got it!)
46. If this character was in a musical, what would their motif be (what kind of instruments do you hear, what’s the tempo, ect).
The Deep Lore™
47. What was this character’s biggest turning point in their life, something that changed them almost completely?
48. What was their lowest point? What was their highest point?
49. What are some themes tied to your character’s story?
50. What are some motifs associated with your character?
51. What were some inspirations for your character (people, movies, games)?
52. How are you and your character the same? How are you different?
53. Expectations vs Reality: what did you expect and what did you get with this character?
54. What does your character want, and what do they need?
55. What’s your character’s core trait? What’s their best trait? What’s their worst trait? When happens when these all interact with each other?
56. What’s your overall goal with this character? Will they get a happy ending or will they succumb to their faults?
“A female with ADHD may be less hyperactive and less impulsive than her male counterpart. Instead she may present with more subtle symptoms such as being disorganized, scattered, forgetful, introverted, withdrawn and socially isolated. She may have great difficulty keeping her focus on tasks, becoming side-tracked and easily distracted by things around her or even by her own thoughts. It may take her a little longer to process information, so that she appears “slow” or “spacey” or “flighty”, when in fact she may be highly intelligent. She may have a low tolerance for stress, feel extremely sensitive to criticism, and work hard to conform to adult expectations in hopes of gaining approval from others. She may have a hard time saying “no” to others, over committing to responsibilities that she cannot fulfill. It may be difficult for her to make firm decisions on even simple tasks, so that she seems wishy-washy and indecisive. Problem solving situations can become overwhelming and she may often find herself stuck, experiencing a sense of paralysis, unable to move forward at all. Managing her time can be quite a challenge, as well, and “running late” may be her norm. She may also be hypersensitive to her environment – the noise, the sights, even touch – and quickly become overloaded, “shutting down” and unable to function. She may feel and incredible sense of shame, berating herself for not “living up to her potential”.”
— Keath Low, MA