Family Outing.

Family outing.

Felix, in which… Felix does his thing.

i lost how many recording attempts it took because i kept cringing so hard at attempting to sing lyrics that felix would probably unironically think are cool

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Red vs. Blue Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Michael J. Caboose & Dick Simmons, Dexter Grif & Dick Simmons Characters: Dick Simmons, Michael J. Caboose, Dexter Grif Additional Tags: Tickling, Autistic Simmons, Autistic Michael J. Caboose, Non-Sexual Praise Kink, Awkwardness, hand holding, hand kissing, Yeah I may have a hand kink, I swear this isn't actually sexual Series: Part 2 of Y'all Need Therapy. Have Some Tickles Summary:

Simmons can't sleep. Caboose proposes some tickles to help. But you can't possibly tickle hands. Right?

Grif calling Sarge Dad in a really sarcastic voice (“Thanks, Dad”) and Sarge going along with it (“Anytime, son”) and Simmons freaking out because he’s been trying to work up the nerve to call Sarge dad for years, literally years, and Grif just does it?

Donut picking up on the ‘calling Sarge dad’ thing and joining in because it’s so obvious, right? Sarge is their father figure! Sarge cheerily allowing this cause it’s Donut, right?

Simmons eventually mumbles a hesitant “dad” instead of sir at one point. No one says anything. Sarge carries on like it’s not a thing. Simmons is more confident the next time. Soon all three of them are calling Sarge dad half the time. No one says anything. It’s not weird at all.

Happy pride here's a compilation of RvB scenes that live rent free in my head

these are getting more elaborate and less good by the minute but Church had to get his aim from somewhere