Not Seusax Having To Give Marmot The Talk Since He Thinks Babies Actually Come From That Damn Tree

Not seusax having to give marmot the talk since he thinks babies actually come from that damn tree 🤦

guys the harlot has lore that's based in a made up dlc called sin of lascivia that I'm about to blorb the shit out of

A fucking penitent clown that whacks bosses with a spoon until they die

My sin was being a silly lil dude

If they make a blasphemous 3 it should be about either Eviterno (the first penitent one) or Crisanta. Crisanta gives me hornet vibes from her boss fight and dialogue, and they could probably get away with giving her her own game (like silksong). On the other hand, Eviterno is a whole can of worms I'd like to crack open.. he's old so that's a lot of background to cover in a videogame

Can my penitent mask just be a big stupid fucking smile and squinty eyes please? Thanks- what do you mean I'm not taking atonement seriously???

I love him. He is wifey. You got me thinking of making another omen oc (lord help me if i get around to doing it)

My Elden Ring OC, Godwulf, because I just think Omens are real neat. A cousin or something of Godrick. Scheming wizard who likes to dress real fancy and has depressing lore.