Im Trying To Cope With The Heatwave At My Place

i’m trying to cope with the heatwave at my place

A fun thing that amuses me when I think about my Human Perry lore is that I think he was like, uber cool Batman when he was freshly graduated from the Academy. Strong silent type with tasteful piercings, tattoos, and scars. Smokes like a chimney but he doesn't like to drink bc it fucks with his brooding inhibitions. Leather jackets with doc martens or military boots.

And then he becomes an uncle and flash forward 20 years later hes wearing flip flops khaki shorts and he brings a sunblock in his little man purse everywhere bc Candace has sensitive skin and a poor constitution. Half of his shirts are graphic tees with some sort of school emblem or marker stains from the boys scribbling on them. His nemesis is pushing 50 and requests multiple pauses between wrestling so they can have tea (Coffee is really bad for the guy's ADHD) and Perry learns he has opinions on China tea sets.

Like obviously Perry still maintains his physique; he can punch through oak, toss a 50 kilo barbell across the room one handed and again, regularly wrestles a man a whole foot taller with bionic titanium arms on the daily. But also. He wears his silly little old man glasses and can sleep 23 out 24 hours in a day (Ferb timed him once). And i love that for him.

cringefail old men @handymanbill

God the idea Perry went though something like this breaks my heart!!!

* they were so fucking evil for this episode cuz like wtf waz THIS

I absolutely love this omg!!!

inspired by this post (specifically @flying-butter's comment)

fate swap AU i came up with and is making me sob A LOT

(more under the cut!!)

a few weeks before the incident with stan and ford in actual canon (while fiddleford was still there) stanley was invited by ford to be another test subject for the portal test. he was at first reluctant because he had to be part of something he didn't understand whatsoever, but ended up driving to ford's lab anyhow so he could just see ford again. dummy was still wrapped to his wrist, and like fiddleford in gf canon, he was pulled in for a short moment, with ford yanking him out and fiddleford watching. after being told what he already knows (that he doesn't understand, he's not smart, etc.) by a manipulated twin brother he was yelled at to leave, but came across the memory gun and the blueprints in the process of exiting the lab. maybe a little peace of mind wouldn't be so bad. just a little peace of mind

stan would steal the memory gun, run away from the lab, and disappear. until he's found as an old, tired, unrecognizable amnesiac many years later

by this time, and though he never saw what stan saw in there, fiddleford knew the portal was dangerous. he travelled to hide ford's journals away from him when he wasn't watching until he was caught in the portal room taking the first journal to hide it. lots of shoving, arguing, lever flicking and yelling about ford's twin brother later, fiddleford broke and told ford "he was the one with a sickness". one last hefty push from ford had fidds slowly lift into the air and get sucked into the portal before ford's eyes. fidds would brew over his concern and anger towards ford in the 30 years it took to get back

ford has no friends no brother and no money. he had to succumb to turning his now cold empty lab into a tourist trap full of fake science to keep a roof over his head and the portal, still worried fidds was out there. bill grew tired, bored, mad over the months as it looked like to him ford was "throwing away" his life for a quick buck. there wasn't even fun in possessing him anymore. so bill would leave, settle with more deals, but let ford live to know that he had no worth to him or anyone anymore. ford can still see that demon in his nightmares, and visions of stan and fidds suffering manifested by him