I Mentioned In My Last Piece That Tims Wand Retracts And Extends But It Takes Him A Hot Second To Realize

I mentioned in my last piece that Tim’s wand retracts and extends but it takes him a hot second to realize this and @xxxnightcorequeenxxxv3 commented that they could just picture his outraged “It extends!” Anyway I thought about that comment all day

Haruhi fujioka really is the character ever. Going by any pronouns in 2006. Big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow. Constant deadpan delivery. Getting bitches constantly. Reacts to romantic advances with a thousand-yard goldfish stare. Perfect flawless protagonist 10/10

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

evil grandpa takes obi-wan off melida/daan

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

too many cute reshirement bagginshield fics where thorin becomes a sweet bumbling house-husband to bilbo and not enough where he starts playing hobbiton like stardew valley. he is thorin oakenshield son of thrain son of thror and he SHALL make the best blackberry cobbler for mid-years day and his enemies will WEEP for it