Saltavenegar - 💜avem💜

There has been a kerfuffle aboard the Pequod

freddie doodles cuz while i love drawing judas n jesus i am going insane from not being able to figure out what i wanna do for the current wip :)))

also i just suddenly wanna

realize his design further

sooooo

✨ Freddie ✨

my dumb silly nerdy asshole wannabe cool guy ilysm <333

The current and former chess world champions walk into an interview after the former cucked the latter the previous year, you won’t believe what happens next😱😱 not clickbait‼️‼️

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old