Obsessed With The Sheer Chaos Of Merlin And Gwaine Running Through The Town In 3.08 Bc That Is Exactly

obsessed with the sheer chaos of merlin and gwaine running through the town in 3.08 bc that is exactly what i imagine happens every time two irishmen get together. best duo in the whole show.

One of my favorite Astarion lines when you select him has to be the “More like Drizzt DON’T’Urden!” one. Not because it’s actually funny, but because there’s never anything Drizzt Do’Urden related happening whenever he says it. He’s just Thinking About Him.

does merlin...get paid?

i like to imagine that since vampires can't generate their own body heat that they can still feel the cold so they end up like those hairless cats that love cuddles bc they're always cold so i can't stop thinking about astarion constantly pulling tav in for cuddles because he's cold and tav is very warm

Metaphor by the Crane Wives= Astarion

"I've gotten good at making up metaphors, I've gotten good at stretching the truth out of shape"

"Don't look too hard cause you won't like the scars he left in me"

"And all these words are sweet and meaningless, you can't trust a single thing I say"

It's literally him.

Me: has played 5 bg3 campaigns across various saves and multiplayer games

Me: I'm gonna romance Gale!

Me: I'm gonna romance Lae'zel!

Me: I'm gonna romance Wyll!

Astarion, every time:

Me: I'm romancing Astarion again.............