I'm Gonna Sue Larian For Ruining My Life. All I Think About Now Is Stupid Vampire Pixel Man. Everyday,

I'm gonna sue Larian for ruining my life. All I think about now is stupid vampire pixel man. Everyday, every other thought. Like why can't I have him for real? It's driving me insane.

i don't care what the game mechanics are i fully headcanon my druid tav as a disney princess he just hangs out w animals all day. all his best friends are squirrels.

"my durge gave into the urge because they're power hungry"

"my durge gave into the urge because they love killing"

my durge gave into his urges because he's pathetic. he's a sad little wet cat of a half-drow who was too scared to resist. i love him.

does merlin...get paid?

Metaphor by the Crane Wives= Astarion

"I've gotten good at making up metaphors, I've gotten good at stretching the truth out of shape"

"Don't look too hard cause you won't like the scars he left in me"

"And all these words are sweet and meaningless, you can't trust a single thing I say"

It's literally him.

i've always really loved the way that neil gaiman gave everything in good omens a strange sort of personality. crowley or aziraphale can just look at something in a certain way and it'll do what they want. the bentley loves aziraphale and speeds up so crowley won't sell his books, the house plants are terrified and tremble when crowley threatens them. traffic lights turn green because crowley wills them to. it makes the whole world feel so incredibly...alive. i love it.