Urokodaki: Sabito, Giyuu, I Left Instructions For You Two While I'm Gone.

Urokodaki: Sabito, Giyuu, I left instructions for you two while I'm gone.

Sabito: But... Mine just says "Sabito, no".

Giyuu: ...

Urokodaki:

Urokodaki: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Ace: Hey Sabo, I left some milk in the fridge for you!

Sabo: Really?! Woah, thanks bro, it's good to see that you're finally making good use of the education Makino-san gave you

*a few minutes later*

Sabo: ACE YOUR FUCKIN ASSHOLE, THAT MILK WAS SPOILED!

Ace: Oooh so that's why it tasted weird

Law: you're definitely the worst human being on the face of the planet

Doflamingo *emotional*: omg Law, that's the nicest think you've ever said to me

Law:... what the fucking wrong with you

Luffy: is hard to safe money when food is always flirting with me

Ace: holy shit, this food is fucking hot!

Marco: oh honey you're fucking hot and i still eat you *wink*

Haruta: *chokes*

Izou: *sighs and fans himself*

Thatch: omg WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS HAVE LUNCH LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE WITHOUT VIOLENTLY FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER?

Ace: hey Marco, can I make you a serious question?

Marco: ... no

Ace: soooooo *ignores* did you sit in sugar?

Marco: and here we go again *sighs*

Ace: because you have a sweet ass *blink*