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SPNWEEK | Day 10 | Fav' Story Arc | Sam & Dean "screw the world as long as we have each other" Winchester

11x17 | red meat  

Jensen Ackles is gonna rock Mark Meachum

Fandom Problem #5379:

"Sherlock was queerbaiting. Teen Wolf was queerbaiting. Supernatural was queerbaiting. Now Loki is queerbaiting."

Newsflash: you shippers are the most common denominator.

You know how they say, if you meet an asshole, you met an asshole, but if everyone you meet is an asshole, then you are the asshole? That applies here.

Those shows didn't do anything but have male characters exist as friends. You decided to make it into something more. You queerbaited yourselves, and now you're trying to project it onto the creators.

It's always the same group of people shipping two male characters together, and then acting like victims when it doesn't become canon and hurling insults at creators and other fans. Y'all just migrate from fandom to fandom using the same rhetoric, parroting the same accusations, throwing around the same insults.

Have some fucking self reflection.

AHHHH SHIT IT'S ME AGAIN?!

HOW DO THEY KEEP TALKING ME INTO THIS apart from the gentle encouragement, steadfast friendship, enthusiastic invitations and constant support, that is

Just kidding! Anyone who's heard me talk about Sandra and Kasey knows how much I love chatting away into the wee hours of the morning with them. So when they asked if I might be willing to help assemble this episode of their Fact Versus Fiction series, of course I was going to say yes!

The ep is all about sexual hygiene, the icky, sticky realities of it, and the way we mostly prefer to sweep it under the rug when it comes to our fic, especially when it includes butt stuff.

In this first episode (because, surprise surprise, we had a lot to say about... well... everything and ended up splitting it into two parts), it's all about hands, mouths, penises, and vaginas (to the tune of 'heads and shoulders, knees and toes', all together now! 🎶)!

No, that's not– Actually, sure, close enough.

Anyway, if you'd like to know to keep them clean and safe, how to get them ready for mashing together, and how to help them (and you) live your best, squeaky clean sex-life, all while enjoying a hearty dose of wtfs, tangents, TMIs, and mortified laughter, check out the episode wherever you prefer to listen to your podcasts and join us in the back seat! See you there!

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New Episode Alert!

Welcome to the first Tumblr exclusive new episode post. We're no longer updating our twitter account so it's all you beautiful peeps now ^.^

Anyway, that means I no longer just copy paste my twitter posts here, so bare with me while I find a new format that's both funny & informative.

BUT

What an episode we're starting with.

This week is a brand new Fact vs Fiction episode! With a special guest host as well. @runawaydr3amerao3 joins us as the newly appointed Agent of Filth and Depravity to assist our resident Agent of Chaos and Kink to talk all things sex & hygiene.

Part 1 of Fact Versus Fiction - Love All Your Bits or at least Look After Them is now live!

Watch/Listen here  Class reading materials here

Enjoy!