Idk If Anyone's Read This Yet

Idk if anyone's read this yet

But it's absolutely wild how the comic itself is like, a regular Batman comic, but the issue break art is just Jarringly Horny. Like, you're reading the regular comic, and it's

And then you flip to the next page and it's?????

The WHIPLASH I got, lemme tell ya

you can't look me in the eyes and try to tell me that kon-el "i can fit so many parental issues in me and i don't even have parents" kent wouldn't think that tim being a dad is like the hottest thing ever. you just can't. he already has a competence kink the size of siberia and being a good parent is just another form of it

kon: what do you mean you blew up "roughly" 50+ assassins bases all over the world

tim: i had to make sure the world is safe for our my baby

kon: ...i am so attracted to you right now

***

kon: are those... heart-shaped pancakes?

tim: yeah, i tried it out one time and jackie refused to eat regular-shaped pancakes ever since

kon: you are the love of my life

Bruce, having to deal with a meeting: If I politely asked you to cme over and kill me could you?

Tiny Jason: I'd come over and hug you, I don't think I'd kill you-

Tiny Dick, angry over the Last Cookie Fiasco: I'll do it!

No because, I can totally picture Damian getting unsolicited advice from each of the batkids when they hear he’s going on a date. All of them having a completely different idea of what that entails😭

Steph: Remember to always offer your hoodie, even if she’s taller than you. We girls like that.

Damian: we’re in the middle of June, Brown. In what world do you think is appropriate to bring a piece of clothing designed for cold weather when it’s 90° degrees outside?

…

Duke: Everyone loves a good joke, it’s a good way to break the ice as well.

Damian: Thank you, Thomas. That also works as a great way to defeat Mr. Freeze if he ever decides to escape Arkham.

…

Cass: *explaining in full detail how to look for signs that his date is not interested anymore through body language*

Damian: *taking extensive notes about it*

…

Tim: Don’t forget to find out everything about her and her background.

Damian: *visibly offended* Who do you think I am, Drake? An Amateur? I obviously already did that. Full report is in the batcomputer files.

…

Babs: Just don’t do anything Dick tells you.

Damian: …

…

Dick: Did Babs actually say that? Whatever, just remember to be polite, make her laugh, pay for the meal and walk her home.

*makes a pause*

Dick: Bruce already gave you “the talk”, right? If not, this is about to get veeery awkward…

Damian: *mutters curses in Arabic*

…

Damian: Todd, do you have a minute? I need your assistance in getting intel for a mission.

Jason: Does this mission involve the date everyone else has been so eagerly talking about? *smirks devilish*

Damian: …

Jason: …

Damian: You read Austen, you have the greatest intel of them all to fill me in on this assignment.

Jason: Sit down and listen close, little spawn. Here’s what you’re gonna do if you want that girl to have the best date she’s ever gonna get.

finished this sketch in between comms. sleepy.

just a few Jay doodles cause I was thinking about him <3