I Love This So Much, Got Me Cackling With What If Jesus, But Like Among Us

I love this so much, got me cackling with what if Jesus, but like among us😂😂💀

Anyways enjoy

Idea by @callmepip

Anyways here’s mine

Neptune: hey Earth! Earth! Hey Earth hey!

Earth: what?

*Earth slowly gets mutated by Neptune*

Neptune: haha made you look!

Stranger danger puppet show: some weird whistling cult who probably worships a rock, has a banger song about little red riding hood🔥🔥🔥, don’t trust the big bad wolf.

Mandela catalog: *in Boozo’s voice* Spot the difference!

Boozo’s ghost: terrible greedy and selfish old man gets his ass beat by ghosts and not just any ghosts, straight up Christmas spirits 💀(Not Clickbait!!!!)

The Walten files: thick thighed rabbit slays 💅 by giving Brian and Rosemary makeovers 😊 while Billy just stands there menacingly

The mysterious house: dumbass kid (no hate towards Tammy) peer pressures friend to go inside a strangers home with her to get some candy only to get their cheeks clapped by a thick thighed married tumbler sexy man rabbit who got the spring Bonnie fit and a deep voice that’s both soothing and gives you the chills

Vita carnis: you can adopt a cute meat trash baby🥹

Mandela catalog again: sussy baka among us angel tumblr sexy man builds army to clap earths ass cheeks and the people on it while the intruder does the ultimate prank on both Adam and his parents.

Cesar Torres: that’s why your shoes raggedy

Alternate Cesar: that’s why your mama dead, dead as hell, what shoes she got on, what shoes she got on her casket

Explaining Internet Horror Things Badly

Local 58 - the moon is one scary ass motherfucker.

Gemini Home Entertainment - neptune is one scary ass motherfucker.

Mandela Catalog - what if jesus, but like among us.

The Monument Mythos/Nixonverse - THE STATUES ARE MOVING! Anyways, America is a country built on the suffering of oppressed peoples, and-

FNAF VHS - What if FNAF made sense?

Welcome Home - tumblr sexyman muppet feeds people to house (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

SMILE Tapes - Don't Do Drugs :)

Gilbert Garfield - WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING.

Kane Pixel's Backrooms - 🎶 My life is like a videogame-🎶