Roman: The Kingdom Is Doomed Hunts-Man! I've Poisoned The Water Supply!

Roman: The kingdom is doomed Hunts-Man! I've poisoned the water supply!

Jaune: Actually, because you poisoned the water supply, we discovered that the kingdoms pipe infrastructure is really severely outdated. So thank you for bringing our attention to that. Millions of people could have gotten really sick over the next few years.

Neo: 😐

Jaune: Secondly, because you snuck past the security system so easily, we found out that funds specifically for that security system we're being embezzled by government officials, so we busted a major fraud ring.

Neo: 😦

Jaune: And finally the pathogen you unleashed does give people mild diarrhea, but we found it also is a great source vitamin C.

Roman: Okay, whatever! Take this! *Shoots Jaune in the shoulder*

Jaune: *Reels in for second, before getting up and rolls his shoulder a bit* You fixed my shoulder.

Roman: God damnit!

Nora: I'm just happy to be out of those dorms. So much fresh air. And it's all mine. 😈

Jaune: I personally love the peace and quiet. A guy can really hear themselves think out here.

Jaune: (Thoughts) Did you leave the stove on? The door unlocked? Will you die alone?!

Jaune: Well that was a mistake.

Ruby: Guess we're gonna see the general. For better or for worst.

Weiss: C'mon Ruby, I'm sure General Ironwood is staying calm and composed as he makes sure law and order remain in Mantle.

(2 minutes later)

Ironwood: We are so fucked! It's a shit show out there! I saw a dog kill a man on the street, and then I saw the dog do... other things to that man. What took you all so long to get the lamp here?

Ruby: Well, we were learning... things.

Ironwood: Ah! You kids, learning stuff. Must be nice! Now, miss Schnee, I've got a list of things I need you to convince your father to pay for, so I can take back the city. One, Atlesian Knights. Two, a codpiece that I can wear that opens up and shoots a tiny missile.

Blake: Those don't exist.

Ironwood: Not. Yet.

Jaune: Ok, I admit it. Alright? I'm the one that forged their documents to sneak into Beacon. But you have to keep this on the down low. I could be in a lot of trouble. I already hid the evidence.

Ruby: Did you at least do it right? You burned the evidence and tossed it into a lake?

Jaune: No, I hid it in the powder Ren makes his smoothies with-

Ruby: Oh, because they come out tasting awful already. Very smart. Well, no worries. You and I will just leave Vale and start a new life together.

Jaune: What?! What are talki-

Ruby: *Holds up scroll* Look, we can buy a house in Mistral for 43,000 lien.

Jaune: Ruby, I'm not leaving Vale to-Wait seriously?

Ruby: Yeah, pretty big too. 3 rooms, hardwood floors...

Jaune: For 43,000? That's insane. We could just pay that off.

Ruby: I know right?! You could have that game room you've always wanted, and there'd still be an extra room for the baby!

Jaune: What?

Ruby: Huh?

Jaune: Sorry Summer. Maybe there's another way to get a message across?

Summer: ... !

Ruby: *Sigh* Come on guys let's clean this... Wait a sec. The pieces spell something...

Ren: I...

Yang: ❤️

Ruby: U?

Jaune: You think it means...

_RLY: I love you...

Ren: *Smiles*

Yang: *Chuckles sadly*

Ruby: *About to cry, but stops before she is seen*

Jaune: (Thoughts) Nice one Sum-

Nora: *Starts bawling her eyes out* Mommy! You loved me after all! 😭

Jaune: … Close enough. *Holds his weeping friend close*

Ghosts Of Summer 28: Luigi Board

Jaune: What are we going to do today guys?

Yang: We could go down to Vale.

Ruby: I do need to pick up some parts and ammo.

Yang: I meant to a club or something.

ARL_: No.

Yang: Whatever.

Ren: We do need to complete that assignment for Prof. Port's class.

AR_Y: No.

Ren: I tried.

Jaune: Why don't we-

Nora: *Bursts through the door* What you doing?

Ren: Discussing what we're going to do today.

Nora: Let's talk to ghosts!

Summer: !!!

Jaune: *Nervous* T-talk to ghosts? Don't be ridiculous, you can't do that.

Nora: Yeah you can! With this luigi board!

Ren: You mean a ouija board?

Nora: Nah, I'm pretty sure it's name is Luigi and I ask you to respect his name prefrences.

Ren: ...

Ruby: What's a luigi board?

Yang: You remember that horror movie we watched together last year on your birthday?

Ruby: No.

Yang: Well you did run off five minutes in so that makes sense.

Ruby: I-I didn't run off. I just... had to... do some maintenance...

Yang: Right.

Ren: It's supposed to let you communicate with spirits, but it's really just a board and a shiny rock. In order to really communicate with the spirits you must-

Nora: Yeah yeah yeah, do you guys want to talk to ghosts or what?

Ruby: Sure.

Yang: It's not like we have anything better to do.

Ren: We do, but you aren't going to stop until we do, so alright.

Jaune: Okay, I guess.

Jaune: *Whispering* Do you think that will actually work?

Summer: I have no idea. Might as well try I guess.

***One Luigi setup later***

Nora: Now you just put your hands here and the ghost will use this stone to spell out a message.

Summer: Huh, I actually can move it a little.

Yang: I think it's doing something.

Ruby: It's moving!

Nora: What's it spelling out!?

Ruby: Y

Yang: O

Nora: U

Ruby: R

Yang: M

Nora: O

Ruby: M

Jaune: Your mom?

_RLY+N: MOM!!!???

_RLY: ...

Ruby: Wait, you mom's...

Ren: Deceased, yes.

Ruby: Ms. Ghost, could you be a bit more spe-

Nora: *Smashes the table and destroys the board* THAT'S FOR ABANDONING ME ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD DURING A GRIMM ATTACK YOU BITCH!!!

Jaune: *Sighs* So close.

Jaune: Alright, I can stay, but only for a little bit. The last time I didn't show for movie night was a disaster.

(1 Month Ago)

Nora: All right, movie night. I am so psyched for Reindeer Games!

Ren: What? I thought we were watching La Vie En Rose.

Nora: What do you mean, Reindeer Games is great! Everything goes wrong, on the one day it has to go right.

Ren: But La Vie En Rose is a beautiful movie about the real life tragedy of Edith Piaf.

Nora : ... Usually Jaune would help break the tie.

Ren: Well, Jaune isn't here, is he!? Because you were supposed to be watching him, but you were smoking marijuana and he drowned!

Nora: What!? No, he’s just held up in a meeting. Where the hell did you get that story?

Ren: I don't know! I just can't stand it when he's not here! 😩