Ruby: Guess We're Gonna See The General. For Better Or For Worst.

Ruby: Guess we're gonna see the general. For better or for worst.

Weiss: C'mon Ruby, I'm sure General Ironwood is staying calm and composed as he makes sure law and order remain in Mantle.

(2 minutes later)

Ironwood: We are so fucked! It's a shit show out there! I saw a dog kill a man on the street, and then I saw the dog do... other things to that man. What took you all so long to get the lamp here?

Ruby: Well, we were learning... things.

Ironwood: Ah! You kids, learning stuff. Must be nice! Now, miss Schnee, I've got a list of things I need you to convince your father to pay for, so I can take back the city. One, Atlesian Knights. Two, a codpiece that I can wear that opens up and shoots a tiny missile.

Blake: Those don't exist.

Ironwood: Not. Yet.

Grimm Knight!Jaune: I have news, my queen!

Salem: This better not be another one of your jokes Grimm Knight.

Jaune: Oh no no, not at all. Are you familiar with the band Imagine Dragons?

Salem: I won't fall for this one.

Jaune: This is serious my queen. They broke up.

Salem: Who broke up?

Jaune: Imagine Dragons.

Salem: Who's this Imagine... Dragons?

Jaune: *Terribly holds in laughter*

Salem: Well, what? Spit it out.

Jaune: *Chuckles* Imagine draggin' dez nu-

Salem: *Charges up magic*

Jaune: Ahhh!

Jaune: Alright my turn. *Draws card*

Ren: 😑

Jaune: I play a farmland card. I tap it for 1 mana, so I can play Dairy Cow. Because Dairy Cow is a grazing type, and I have Greenest Grass in play, I get 5 milk counters on her, which attracts Raging Bull from my hand. Raging Bull has 10 attack, but I can sell the 5 milk counters to the grocery store, that I have on my side of the field, for 15 dairy dollars. I then convert 15 dairy dollar to 30 mana, and that lets me play Big Gun. I give my Raging Bull a Big Gun and now it has 20 attack.

Ren: ... Ok. So you win-

Jaune: Now you might say "Hold on a second. You have Toll Gate cards on your side of the field."

Ren: I didn't say anything.

Jaune: And with Toll Gate cards, how can my Dairy Driver possibly afford to bring the milk counters to the grocery store? How, you ask!?

Ren: You're just saying things now.

Jaune: Because I have a Good Work Ethic card in my hand. I play it and Dairy Driver gets a raise, which means he can afford all the Toll Gates.

Ren: ... Ok-

Jaune: With the extra dairy dollars my Dairy Driver has, I invest in and play a Cheese Factory. The Cheese Factory creates 1 cheese per turn, so I search the top 5 cards of my deck and… *Draws card* Here we go... The Black Brie.

Ren: I don't think that card's even legal anymore.

Jaune: Black Brie gets served and I receive 3 colorless cheese chakra. With 3 colorless cheese chakra, I can tap my Cheese Factory 3 more times and now I've done a tap somersault. With a somersaulting Cheese Factory I can create triple the cheese output, and get 9 cheese chakra!

Ren: I'm gonna... go get lunch. You want anything?

Jaune: No, I'm good.

Ren: I'll be back in like 30 minutes.

Jaune: Good, that's how long I'll need to set up... The Cheese Tasting Phase.

Ren: Oh my God.

Jaune: *Wielding an axe* Boy, it is time. With Ragnarok coming to our doorstep, our wait shall come to an end. No matter what, I have faith that I... No... We will be able to take on all that come our way. Are you ready boy?

Adrian: *Holding a toy bow and arrow* Mista!

Jaune: Good boy. *Pats his head*

Terra: What am I looking at?

Saphron: Don't mind him, he's just excited his game is getting delivered today.

Terra: Ah, I see... Hey, when did he grow a beard?

Saphron: A what now?

Weiss: Sister, why go through all this effort?

Bleiss: *On phone* Life is effort and I'll stop when I die!

Jaune: N-No, ma'am, I'm not on the menu. That would be cannibalism.

Jaune: Y-Yes, that includes my butt, too.

Jaune: N-No, ma'am, we don't serve that kind of milk. It would be unsanitary if we did.

Jaune: Sorry Summer. Maybe there's another way to get a message across?

Summer: ... !

Ruby: *Sigh* Come on guys let's clean this... Wait a sec. The pieces spell something...

Ren: I...

Yang: ❤️

Ruby: U?

Jaune: You think it means...

_RLY: I love you...

Ren: *Smiles*

Yang: *Chuckles sadly*

Ruby: *About to cry, but stops before she is seen*

Jaune: (Thoughts) Nice one Sum-

Nora: *Starts bawling her eyes out* Mommy! You loved me after all! 😭

Jaune: … Close enough. *Holds his weeping friend close*

Ghosts Of Summer 28: Luigi Board

Jaune: What are we going to do today guys?

Yang: We could go down to Vale.

Ruby: I do need to pick up some parts and ammo.

Yang: I meant to a club or something.

ARL_: No.

Yang: Whatever.

Ren: We do need to complete that assignment for Prof. Port's class.

AR_Y: No.

Ren: I tried.

Jaune: Why don't we-

Nora: *Bursts through the door* What you doing?

Ren: Discussing what we're going to do today.

Nora: Let's talk to ghosts!

Summer: !!!

Jaune: *Nervous* T-talk to ghosts? Don't be ridiculous, you can't do that.

Nora: Yeah you can! With this luigi board!

Ren: You mean a ouija board?

Nora: Nah, I'm pretty sure it's name is Luigi and I ask you to respect his name prefrences.

Ren: ...

Ruby: What's a luigi board?

Yang: You remember that horror movie we watched together last year on your birthday?

Ruby: No.

Yang: Well you did run off five minutes in so that makes sense.

Ruby: I-I didn't run off. I just... had to... do some maintenance...

Yang: Right.

Ren: It's supposed to let you communicate with spirits, but it's really just a board and a shiny rock. In order to really communicate with the spirits you must-

Nora: Yeah yeah yeah, do you guys want to talk to ghosts or what?

Ruby: Sure.

Yang: It's not like we have anything better to do.

Ren: We do, but you aren't going to stop until we do, so alright.

Jaune: Okay, I guess.

Jaune: *Whispering* Do you think that will actually work?

Summer: I have no idea. Might as well try I guess.

***One Luigi setup later***

Nora: Now you just put your hands here and the ghost will use this stone to spell out a message.

Summer: Huh, I actually can move it a little.

Yang: I think it's doing something.

Ruby: It's moving!

Nora: What's it spelling out!?

Ruby: Y

Yang: O

Nora: U

Ruby: R

Yang: M

Nora: O

Ruby: M

Jaune: Your mom?

_RLY+N: MOM!!!???

_RLY: ...

Ruby: Wait, you mom's...

Ren: Deceased, yes.

Ruby: Ms. Ghost, could you be a bit more spe-

Nora: *Smashes the table and destroys the board* THAT'S FOR ABANDONING ME ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD DURING A GRIMM ATTACK YOU BITCH!!!

Jaune: *Sighs* So close.