Same

same

Nah because Tory is so hot. Like, she could beat me up and I'd apologize for wasting her time.

SOUR

— “GROWING PAIN AND A SURPRISING DISCOVERY”

MAIN MASTERLIST

pairings: past!jj maybank x pogue!reader, future!rafe cameron x pogue!reader

summary: jj hurt you so badly and rafe was the only one there to pick up the pieces and put you back together.

warnings: mean jj & kiara (i love them i swear it’s only for the plot), insecure reader, kinda fanon rafe, fighting, ANGST, slight fluff, messy breakups, lmk if i missed anything!!

a/n: this series is inspired by olivia rodrigo’s album sour but i’m not 100% sure this is how many parts there will be, it might change up so keep that in mind!! i recommend listening to the whole album while reading even if the lyrics don’t match the part, and updates are gonna be slow because i love procrastinating 😭 (photo is for aesthetic purposes only, your overall appearance, race & ethnicity is never stated.) comment to be added to the sour taglist <3

ALBUM

JJ HEADCANONS

ONE — 1 STEP FORWARD, 3 STEPS BACK

TWO — FAVORITE CRIME

THREE — ENOUGH FOR YOU

FOUR — TRAITOR

FIVE — GOOD 4 YOU

SIX — DRIVERS LICENSE

SEVEN — DEJA VU

EIGHT — BRUTAL

NINE — HAPPIER

TEN — HOPE UR OK

Dark academia + body stim Spencer Reid(Criminal minds) stimboard for @full-time-disaster !

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Hey, here’s your stimboard! This was really fun to do and I hope you like it! If you’d like anything changed, please let me know! Thank you for requesting!

Tutor Masterlist

Pink Pen*

Driven Home*

Come Over*

Sunbathing*

Bad Day*

After Classes

Party*

Trip*

Phone*

Lost Time*

Friends

Thrill*

Blind Date

Lunchtime

(More soon)

* = Smut

Y/n: Bro-

Jesper: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Jesper: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

Thinking about Hotch and/or Spencer with a BAU!reader who faints often and are just used to catching them when it happens despite others being like ??? when it happens. Kinda like when Hotch literally excused himself before passing out in that one episode

i'll do this with hotch too!! i just picked spence this time bc the dialogue came to me <3

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"-but it's not as hard as you think it is, Reid. Really, you can handle it, and I'll even help you practice before the game, okay?"

"That's not what I'm worried about, Morgan." Spencer only half-lies, feet crossing the threshold into the bullpen, "I'm going with Y/N to a film festival and it starts thirty minutes after the game ends. I won't be able to make it in time."

"We'll get you in and out quick," Morgan pledges, partly honest and partly excited to see Reid on the basketball court, not just hustling from the sidelines, "Come on, please? I'll even throw in-"

"Stop talking." Reid commands, his voice quiet and focused.

"-what? Reid, do you know how many of your rambles I've had to listen to? For once, let me talk."

"No, shut up, I'm serious." Reid's standing at attention like a pointer dog now, staring hard at you, "Stop talking."

Morgan finally realizes it's serious, just in time to watch Spencer bolt for you.

Like clockwork you fall, and Spencer's arms slide beneath your own in time to keep you from hitting the ground. Emily lets out a startled cry, and Hotch rushes over to stand beside you.

“Spencer, are they okay?”

“Yeah,” Spencer nods, holding you up as he settles with his legs crossed. He lowers you to lay in his lap carefully, and when his hands are free, he uses them to tuck your hair away from your face.

“They faint sometimes,” Spencer explains, keeping his hand on your neck to check your pulse point, “It’s an iron issue, they probably just didn’t eat well today. They’ll be okay, they’ll wake up soon.”

There’s a few seconds of tense silence where everyone wants to believe Reid’s promise, but no one really does. Then your chest rises with a hearty inhale, and your eyes flutter open, blowing wide in concern.

“Hey,” Spencer murmurs, face hovering above your panic-stricken one, “You’re okay. You fell, I caught you.”

“I’m gonna go get you a sandwich,” Derek decides, only comfortable leaving now that your eyes have reopened.

"And- and I'll get water!" Garcia rushes to join him, "We'll be back ASAP, sweetness!"

Her heels click on the floor as she speedwalks, and the rhythm helps you orient yourself. You struggle to sit upright, and your head swims as you do, but Spencer lets you lean back against his chest, keeping his arms around your torso so that you don't tip forward.

"Y/L/N, you're excused for the day," Hotch waves his hand, as if clearing your schedule, "Reid, take them back to their apartment. Wait for Morgan and Garcia, they can eat in the car."

"Okay," Spencer agrees, keeping your cheek pressed to his own, "That sound okay, angel? Think you can walk?"

"Yeah," You nod, voice raspy, "Yeah, I can walk. But- will you help?"

"Of course," Spencer croons, and now that everyone has dispersed again to their own tasks, he cranes his neck out to nuzzle his nose against yours.

"I've got you," He promises, pecking your cheek, "You're safe with me, angel."