Honestly, Every Morning I Wake Up And Wish Someone Would Wack Me In The Face With A Can Of Crab So I

Honestly, every morning I wake up and wish someone would wack me in the face with a can of crab so I have an excuse to stay in bed

He's also got an entire Shakespeare play!

You forgot the most obvious reason it can't be real: It has no legs!!!

On Azula burning turtleducks...

She doesn't.

That's it, that's the meta.

Of course that's not all, I have proof.

Some antis used Azula in the Spirit Temple as "proof" of her burning turtleducks because of her flashback from when she learned how to firebend.

And that's stupid.

Azula most definitely did set a turtleduck looking thing on fire. But it wasn't an actual turtleduck. You can tell by the way it's drawn.

It's laying down unnaturally and it's not trying to get up despite the fact that it should be startled by the person approaching it, especially if the person approaching it is someone that hurt it.

Despite the fact that is has been picked up, it doesn't react at all, doesn't try to escape and doesn't turn to look at the person that picked it up.

A new person has entered the picture and the turtleduck has no reacted with curiosity or fear caused by the new presence and motion, when other living creatures in the panel (Azula) have.

The turtleduck is literally on fire and isn't making any noise of pain, it's not trying to escape, it's not writhing, it's not reacting at all. It's just sitting there like "Is it hot in here? Are you hot?"

The turtleduck is making no attempts to nurse it's wounds of escape from the grip of the person that had set it on fire. It's showing no fear or pain or any emotion at all.

The mother of the little monster doesn't give a fuck about the turtleduck. You'd expect a woman that wants her children to treat animals and plants with respect, would stop her daughter from harming a turtleduck. Realistically, if it was real, Ursa would remove it from Azula's hands and try to nurse it to health or return it to its mother, but she doesn't. She doesn't even care. She only pays attention to Azula, because Azula is the only living thing in the picture. The turtleduck is not real. All Ursa cares about is Azula's firebending and it's what she's disappointed at. She can't exactly lecture a kid for developing naturally, so she stays quiet. But she very much can lecture a kid on setting an animal on fire, so if the turtleduck was real, she'd be scolding Azula.

To try and villainize Azula by painting her as a turtleduck burner is dumb when the turtleduck isn't even real. It's probably a toy of hers or Zuko's. Probably hers, since Ursa isn't saying anything about Azula stealing from Zuko, but it could be Zuko's too, considering we know Azula burned his toys.

She did do that, right?

Wrong, possibilities are she actually didn't.

But that's for another meta.

Anyway, Azula doesn't burn turtleducks, she only throws bread at them.

Thus proven.

I have written the first AO3 fic for a very obscure fandom that my ao3 user is based on.

Essentially, it's Evangeline and Addie angst (there may be further fic in the fandom from me, it depends on how college is going).

But if anyone here is a fan of this series pls hit my fic up (comments bring me joy; I need joy to survive college; please give me joy)

Someone please tell me when this happened???

Thalia kissed Luke and Luke referred to them as mommy and daddy...and you guys think their feelings for each other were platonic???

To all the fans grumpy about Stiles not being in the TW movie, there is a way to get further appearances. Watch and support the Teen Wolf movie. (Yes, this seems counterproductive, but hear me out)

The reason Stiles wasn't in the film is because Dylan O'Brien didn't want to be. If you make the movie very popular, then the likelihood of a sequel goes up. It will also make it more tempting to actors to make a repeat appearance if the movie is more profitable.