Me: I Should Catch Up On The Last Of Us(puts On Chernobyl Again)

Me: I should catch up on The Last of Us … (puts on Chernobyl again)

I’m pretty sure someone on @staff has a grudge against the vision impaired at this point. It’s impossible to even read text with a screen reader in the app.

I miss being included in social media. We’re an afterthought at best these days. It’s damn lonely.

Anyway. ..

By the way, @staff is changing the video player and photo viewer on the mobile app to the one from Tumblr TV. As a result, they have made the abhorrent decision to remove an important accessibility feature in order to TikTok-ifying Tumblr. You can no longer zoom in on photos. Or so I though. Because the visually impaired are now second-class users to the Tumblr Staff, they just decided to make it harder to zoom in on photos.

So, for all of you who, like me, find the pinch-to-zoom feature on Tumblr invaluable to read and view photos, you now have to:

Tap the Photo > Tap the “more” button in the description > tap the photo again

This will open the old photo viewer (for now, anyway) which was formerly one tap away. It will grant you all the former features of the old photo viewer, including the ability to zoom in.

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Also an announcement...

I am working on Minnie Pouches in the Microrealm with Caleb Goellner!! This book is gonna be wild, and I can't wait to show more!

Little accessibility rant 8

Just saw a news article calling dark mode on devices a trend and mother fuckers I dunno how to explain to you that a lot of humans have been breaking the internet for decades because black text on a white bg is pure god damn agony. And if you're going to force your shitty app or your dumb email to break my phone's dark mode settings so it can look nice, bitch I am going to absolutely fuck you with forced custom app rules in the accessibility settings. 8) Now your shit looks like total ass and it's nobody's fault but your own. 8D

Btw if you too want to fuck up a company's hard work so you don't projectile vomit all over your screen, on iOS go to settings - accessibility - per app settings, then plug in any app that's trying to get around dark mode and go into that app and turn on "smart invert". It will mostly leave images alone but everything else it will flip color schemes on. No more eye gouging white bg emails now ahahaha! I'm not sure how this works on Android but I think it's also doable with those devices. To do it on your laptop/pc it just depends on your browser and installing a good dark reader extension.

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I am not a warrior. My hands are soft and smooth; my feet, bare, tread unsteadily across cold moss and jagged stone. My hair is not coarse, and before today it fell in thick, shining waves over my shoulders. Now it is roped and twisted and braided with bright things and shining things, cold against my temples, glittering in the corners of my eyes. All my life I have known honey and music. I sat still to be painted and listened to songs that swooped low like the valleys where I was born, high like the hill where I would be sent. I ate cakes whose sweetness could not hide their bitterness, and ached in my throat when I swallowed too large a bite. My mouth grows heavy with my purpose and water flows from it as it flows from the skies to the seas. The trees chant and dance. The sky bulges down with want. My tongue hangs panting. My eyes are a half smile of moon. Here my song begins, in what voices are still left to me. I sing as my feet drag. I sing when my hands become wet with dew. I sing as I am lifted and carried, as to a marriage bed. The heat of my skin touches the cold of the stone and I feel the moment of the last virginal part of me, drawn out taut. The prayers that wash over me lave me of unworthiness. My song reaches a crescendo. Here I will succeed; here I will achieve; here is completion; here is victory. The blade’s thrust into my body takes my breath with it, billowing from me as steam. Into the unyielding stone I give movement. Into the frigid waters I give warmth. Into the barren earth I give beauty. Into the furious sky I give love. I am not a warrior. But I have brought peace. And I am become of the gods.