You Know What's An Easier Way To Make People Fear Your Name Across The Land Than Sacking Rome? The FEAR-MY-NAME-HYPNOINATOR!

You know what's an easier way to make people fear your name across the land than sacking Rome? The FEAR-MY-NAME-HYPNOINATOR™!

Now I can't even order a Starbucks without the barista screaming in abject terror!

VILLAINS THESE DAYS ALWAYS ON THERE DANG SUPERCOMPUTERS AND HIGH-TECH GADGETS. BACK IN MY DAY A GOOD SACKING OF ROME AND SLAYING OF A NOBLE KING IN SINGLE COMBAT WERE ALL YOU NEEDED FOR PEOPLE TO FEAR YOUR NAME ACROSS THE LAND

Superhero; "This is the third atrocity this week! You won't escape this time, doc!"

Hopelessly gay mad scientist leaning against a Doomsdayinator™; "um, yeah, so you come here often?"

computer science doesn't need uwu-ification

computer scientists are already uwu

they've infected the other fields with pathowogen

Biowogy, geowogy, astrowomy, chemuwustry, sowocial sciwence, paweontowogy, engayneering, femsics, mathemeowtics, meowdicine, computer science, psychowogy

Archeologists handwave everything as "ceremonial" or "religious". 

If archeologists a thousand years from now unearth the ancient remains of a furry convention, are they gonna know what that shit was for? 

So how do we know some ancient peoples weren't just furries???

???

Meet the Chemiballs: the Nuclear Nucleic Acids

Did you know that your DNA is made out of little cartoon balls with unhealthy relationship dynamics?

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Turbo is not a Turbo

There is a genus of snails called Turbo. The titular snail Turbo from the 2013 movie Turbo is not a Turbo.

Turbo is called turbo because Turbo is the type genus of Turbinidae, the turban snails, presumably named such because their turbinated shells so strikingly do not resemble turbans. They also resemble turbochargers, but not turbines.

Determining Turbo's true species is quite turbid, but we can say for sure that Turbo is not a Turbo because Turbo is a land snail while Turbo are sea snails. Turbo live under the sea on turbidite sediments and among the turbot fish. Turbo cannot do this, he breathes air, much like that produced by turbeth plants.

Turbo.